This is an excerpt from an IM conversation I had with a friend, in which I described a dream that I had once had, involving Judge Judy ... which I never actually had, I just kind of made it up as I went along. Oh, well! Enjoy my stupidity/random humor, everyone!
Sexy Government: i am sooooo confuzzled :'( i got this phone call earlier and i wuz like "hello?" and she wuz like "HELLO!?!?!" and she sounded kinda like judge judy :-\ so then i got kinda scared and bored and i ran away but the phone wuz still in my hand! so i wuzn't exactly running away from her ... it wuz more like i wuz running away with her and she sounded kinda like judge judy and then i found myself lying in a grassy phield, and ther ewuz this gurl in this swing and like, she wuz going to have a party in my house and she invited all these truckers and they were hitting on me, and my mom and then i woke up and realized that it wuz a dream but then i realized that, no, i'd just blacked out from too much alcohol, and waking up wuz the actual dream! so there i wuz, in my living room, with all these truckers trying (and succeeding!) to rub my crotch and i wuz just like "i need a screwdriver!" and they didn't hand me the drink they handed me an actual SCREWDRIVER!! u know, the tool kind it wuz sooooo weird and so then i tried to drink it but it got kinda stuck in my throat :-\ so then one of the truckers tried to give me cpr but i didn't like him cuz he wuz ewwy ewwy gross so i spat at him and then the screwdriver came out and hit him in the face--directly in the eye! and it poked out his eye so then he decided to sue me (another trucker wuz actually a lawyer in disguise) and so they set up a court room in my living room, and one of the other truckers wuz actually a judge and so then he sued me and i ripped off my shirt so that i wuz topless and basically that wuz my defense so then of course i won (hey, the jury wuz full of truckers! what can i say, i'm a sexy vixen ain't i? ;-) :-*) and i laughed at him and then i walked out of there and then i tripped and broke my nose job, while i wuz trying to get into my suv while talking on my cell phone and typing on my lap top, Josette, at the same time so i didn't really "win" after all! THE END
