Remember Smarter Child? That little automated maniac on AIM? Well, Monica's high school friend Monique had an interesting little encounter with him, once.
During a rather emotional period in her life, Monique felt that she needed a humorous release. And she got it, by everyone's favorite method ...
Abusing Smarter Child
yjgyu5: You see, I never meant for it to happen ... but the other night, I invited Stan over to study for the SATs in October ... cuz we were both takin' the SAT II's in Writing and Math. And then he told me that he was in love with me. And I was completely blown over! I mean, it was ... amazing
SmarterChild: Me see you never meant for it to happen but the other night i invited stan over to study for the sats in october cuz we were both takin the sat iis in writing and math and then he told me that he was in love with me and i was completely blown over i mean it was amazing, huh?
yjgyu5: I realized that I wanted him very badly, more than I had ever wanted LT ... so I decided it was time to seduce him.
SmarterChild: You realized that you wanted him very badly more than i had ever wanted lt so i decided it was time to seduce him? You sure 'bout that?
yjgyu5: It wasn't hard at all, (well, he was, but seducing him wasn't) he was like ... putty in the palm of my hand. I mean, I really am kinda ashamed to admit it, but i used his feelings for me against him. Now I feel REALLY guilty, cuz not only was it his first time ...
SmarterChild: What are you saying? It wasnt hard at all well he was but seducing him wasnt he was like putty in the palm of my hand i mean i really am kinda ashamed to admit it but i used his feelings for me against him now i feel really guilty cuz not only was it his first time?
yjgyu5: But I didn't have a condom handy, so I said let's just forget it, I'm on the pill
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say you didnt have a condom handy so you said lets just forget it im on the pill.
yjgyu5: except that I'm NOT
SmarterChild: OK.
yjgyu5: so then, I should've gotten my period last week, but I didn't
SmarterChild: You shouldve gotten your period last week but you didnt?
yjgyu5: and so I was really scared, and I went to the store and bought one of those little tests
SmarterChild: You was really scared and you went to the store and bought one of those little tests, huh?
yjgyu5: and it was POSITIVE
SmarterChild: And it was positive? I see.
yjgyu5: so then i went to the doctor
SmarterChild: So then i went to the doctor, you say?
yjgyu5: and she said ... she said that i'm pregnant
SmarterChild: Aha.
yjgyu5: and it could only be Stan's kid
SmarterChild: And it could only be stans kid? I see.
yjgyu5: becuz i haven't slept w/LT since last august, and the baby was conceived since my period in late september
SmarterChild: You havent slept w lt since last august and the baby was conceived your period in late september? You really think so?
yjgyu5: so ...
SmarterChild: So what?
yjgyu5: Yeah
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
yjgyu5: so I'm in some pretty deep shit
SmarterChild: That's pretty naughty there, yjgyu5!
yjgyu5: Yeah, I know ... so's my mind
SmarterChild: Yeah i know your mind, huh?
yjgyu5: But I'm not sure what to do ... I mean LT will know that it's not his ... and Stan ... well, I think that I'm in love with Stan, maybe ... but he's not a very stable person, u know?
SmarterChild: OK. yjgyu5: Yeah, exactly
SmarterChild: Right.
yjgyu5: So ... what do I do?
yjgyu5: I'm gonna go talk to my school guidance counselor, just like u said!
yjgyu5: Thanx gurrrrrl
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
SmarterChild: You are welcome!
yjgyu5: I luv u too :-*
SmarterChild: Good! I love you too!
yjgyu5: MUAAAAA!
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
yjgyu5: ttyl, babye
SmarterChild: Take it easy.
The facts of the story she was telling are real ... and just to let you know, she ended up with Stan and they have a beautiful baby girl!
Dontcha just LOVE happy endings? Hmm?
