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Hello! This is your Madam, Sexy Government. I assume you are here because you wish to contact me! Well now, isn't that wonderful? Ahem. I can be reached by AIM through the banner above (although I am not on most of the time), or by email. Please don't be shy! If you'd like to contribute anything at all, please let me know! I always accept submissions for sexy, erotic, or humorous things!
Or, if you wish to become a Government Brothel Employee, then please, send me your picture, your name, and some information about yourself! If I deem you sexy enough, you, too, may join the ranks of Brothel Employees!
Also, I will soon be adding a nifty little form in this space, so you won't have to bother directly emailing things to me, and will simply be able to copy and paste, or enter information here directly, and send it to me with the simple click of a button!
Also, I will create a mailing list, so that if you wish to be informed whenever I update the Brothel, you will get an email from me, telling you all about our new Brothel Employees, Erotic Treats, and other wonderful additions to this website!
Thank you for visiting The Online Brothel, and I hope that you come back soon!
