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Well, last night i had the BEST sex I have had in a long time! My new man (not yet bf, but if he keeps this up, then maybe!) and I spent most of the day yesterday together. He called me at noon (waking me up because everyone knows i sleep in on saturday morning!) and asked if i wanted to hang out and i said ok. So, he shows up like 5 minutes later, and I'm still in my pj's and haven't brushed my teeth. He gives me a kiss and tells me I look beautiful (aww, isn't he sweet?!?!) and to just go throw something on and then we'll go out.

And, man, what fun we had! He is the most awesome guy ever, I swear. We went out for lunch (breakfast for me), and then just kinda hung out, drove around, made out in the park for awhile, you know, that kind of thing. Then around 6 (yes, 6 hours of just the two of us hanging out, and the time just flew by!) he says why don't we go back to his place? Since we hadn't slept together yet (I met him last sunday and we'd only been out together twice), I said ok, because i really wanted to do this boy!

So we go back to his place at a little before 7, and we've got a little sexual tension thing going on, and then we're sitting on the couch and he busts out his move (if he hadn't, i swear i would've within 5 minutes, because i'm just so damn impatient with these things!) and we start making out and stuff, and i swear it was only like 10 minutes later and we were naked and sweating on the couch! Now that is the kind of impulsive virility i like to see in a man! Take note, all you hopefull fellas, I like spontaneous sex like that, it is soooo fine!

So anyways after that, we go and hang out in the bathroom, and I swear, that boy was up again in like, 2 minutes! As soon as I'm stepping into his bedroom (which is nice, btw), he's lifting me up and putting me on his you-know-what, back to front! I was just like DAMN BOY!!! And that was sooo great, too. We ended up doing a lot more in a lot more places (bed, bathroom, kitchen, coffee table, wall, his little sister's room, etc, etc, etc). That's why I love younger men! This 18 year old guy, he does not tire at all, and he keeps it up, too! Like, a minute after, he's ready to go again--just like me! I think I may have found my kindred spirit.

Well, maybe not a kindred spirit, and he may not be Mr. Right, but who cares?! All I'm ever looking for is Mr. Right-Now--and this dude is IT! Hope to see more of him today!

Ok, I've just been getting some flack from my ex ... Daphne somehow got my URL (Lorelai, I'm looking at you, traitor!!) and read my diary and now she's giving me shit about it ... about how I've suddenly "gone to the dark side" she calls it by dating and/or screwing men. And that really pisses me off, Daphne. I mean, sure, I'm on the rebound, we just broke up a few weeks ago. But so what?? Just because I finally got out of a shitty 3-year-long relationship, doesn't mean I have to wait for like a month or two before having any fun! And seriously, for the last year or so, the sex was NOT that great! Isn't that why you cheated, gurl? Becuz the sex wasn't as good as it was in the beginning? That's one thing I can say about myself, even though I do need a little rebound sex, I NEVER cheated on you, Daphne! It was the other way around, in case you don't recall. So you have no right chastising me for who I choose to see, and who I sleep with. Ok? You are totally out of my life, girl. I wanted to stay friends, just because we're in the same circles and have the same general group of acquaintances, but if you keep giving me shit about things like this, it's just not gonna work, girl, so this is your last warning: either you stop with the high-and-mighty act, or else you are totally OUT of my life forever!! You got that? I mean, I still do want to be friends, even though you made me feel like SHIT, I totally loved you girl and you broke my heart. So you have no right to try and interrupt my healing process! I swear, I have no intention of breaking this guys heart. And I'm not straight now, as I CLEARLY state in my bio, I am bisexual--I swing both ways. So please, Daphne, just let me move on, like you already have. For God's sakes, you're already living with the chick that you'd been cheating on me with! I wish you both good luck, although it might be best for me to warn her, Anna, she did it to me and kept a straight face, who's to say she won't do it to you? But anyway, I'll catch you later Daphne, just please leave me alone right now, it's too soon for us to have a civil conversation.

I didn't get to hang out with him yesterday, he had to work. So anyway I called up Monica and we hung out at a local Cinqo de Mayo celebration! Woohoo! That was phun. And then I got home and took a nap, cuz there's definitely gonna be some overtime work tomorrow ...

Well, so I was busy at work today (things in the government are REALLY screwed up right now), and I get a call, and who else would it be but, BRYAN! That's right "Mr. Right Now" from Saturday gave me a call at work! I was happy, but frazzled, because I was in the middle of some important work. But he said it was important so I was like "5 minutes, sweatie." And guess what he said?

Well, you probably already figured out that it wasn't good. And you're right! Apparently, he lied to me on Sunday when he told me he had to work that day. And, even more shocking, he has a girlfriend!!! I was literally speechless when he told me. Then I started hurling epithets at him (Bastard!! Walking Penis!! etc), and got really mad. But when he finally got to tell his side of the story, it all became clear.

They were on a "break." I was, according to some mutual friends of ours, "easy," and "on the rebound." (Both of which are true, but STILL!!) And so he was just using me for the sex, and to make his gf jealous enough that she would come crawling back to him (which she did, the spineless bitch). Well, I listened calmly for a few minutes, then just hung up the phone as he was singing his gf's praises. I really didn't need to hear about how perfect she was, and how pure and what a slut I am. That really made me PO'd. The rest of the day I was all snippy (and still am!) So tread lightly, my brothas (and sistahs!) ... tread lightly, indeed.

Yes, I have just been listening to my West Side Story soundtrack. ^_^ But the title for my current diary entry is most ... appropriate. Because, you see, last night I DID kiss a girl named Maria!!!

Monica has yet to hear this story, so she'd better be reading this if I haven't talked to her first!! Ahem. Anywho. So last night, Monica was all "I have to study!" so she couldn't go out and have fun and get drunk with me. So I had to call upon ma gurl Jamie. Now, normally, I might feel kinda bad about imposing on her and Lynn, because, let me tell you, those two are the PDA QUEENS!! All the touching and hugging and kissing ... get a ROOM already, you two!!

But when I called Jamie she said Lynn's cousin had just graduated from some place up in Boston or New York (some big city up there somewhere), and was in town and Lynn's parents where all like "take your cousin out with your friends! She doesn't know anyone around here!" because she's just visiting.

So anyway. We go out, the four of us, and I'm introduced to Lynn's cousin ... Maria. And I look at her and I am seriously BLOWN A-FUCKING-WAY!!! She is seriously the most GORGEOUS woman I have ever seen--and that's saying a lot (i've known a lot of MAJOR hotties--although, interestingly enough, Daphne wasn't one of them!). So I know right then that I want to sleep with her ... you know. But I mean, what if she's straight or something?!?! I wouldn't want her to do anything that she might regret in the morning (yeah, right, you know I wouldn't care!)

So, anyway ... we go out have a few drinx, and some major fun, and end up, somehow, in a motel room. Jamie and Lynn are, of course, making out on one of the beds, and you know they're gonna be doing it in a few minutes. Maria and I are sitting on the other bed, and I'm just like "You know, I'm bi." And she's like "Really? Me, too!" And so we get to talking for a few minutes, and then I'm just like "I really want to kiss you." And she giggles and she's like "Go ahead!" So while Jamie and Lynn are doin' it on the other bed we're making out ... but it doesn't end up getting that far (we only just met!).

So, we end up sleeping next to each other (but not WITH each other) in a motel room ... and yeah, it was really sweet, and I'm gonna see her again tonight!!! Wish me luck, gurlz! :-P

Ok, so you know how the other night I made out with Maria ... well, today i SLEPT with her!!! ^_^_^_^_^

Ok, here's what happened. Last night she calls me up on my cell as I'm drivin' home from work and asks if i wanna hang out ... ALONE!! so of course i'm like Hell ya! And so we end up making out in the backseat of my car again ... get a little sumthin sumthin going on ... u know the drill! ^_- But then she has to get home (she's staying w/Lynn's parents, and we all know how overprotective THEY can get!) So she's like "call me tomorrow" and we have a good nite kiss and it wuz soooo sweat!!!

So then today as soon as I'm off work I call (do I care if I sound desparate? Hell nah!) And she's like "why don't we hang out over at your place?" and since I know Carol has taken the kids out somewhere, I'm like "ok." So as soon as she cums over, we hop in the sac. No foreplay, even! Just get to it. And DAMN GURL!!! She's as damn good as she is damn hot! So I'm still glowing from that one! ^_^ And she's sleeping in my bed right now ... heh, cuz we tired ourselves out with our little romp in da hey! ^_-

So let's hope there are going to be many more evenings like this ... evenings where I get to "stay in" with ma gurlie-gurl Maria ... cuz she is so damn hot, i want her so bad. Heh, yeah, i know, i shouldn't go jumping into anything serious yet. But dammit, it's not serious! It's just sex ... for now. Sex wise, we're hittin' the highway, but as far as a relationship goes, i think we're gonna just take it slow ... so that's all kewl. Heh, at least Daphne can't find a reason to disapprove of this chica!

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