Aliens Aren't Allowed

by Alliana Arenalloda

She was tall, and purple. A woman. An alien woman.

He was short, and green. A man. An alien man.

Together, they were in lust. A couple of misfits. Just like Rudolph, the red nosed reindeer, who, according to ancient legend, had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, the legend went on, you could even say it glows! But nowadays, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer worship is considered heathen and very out of date! Especially by aliens.

So there they were, standing there. Looking at each other. Lusting for one another. And then…

“Achoo!”

He sneezed.

She looked at him with shock.

“Oh, no …” she breathed in her deep, husky, lust-filled voice. “You didn’t …” Her eyes widened.

He shrank a little—if it was even possible for someone his size to get smaller—and nodded. “I … I did. I’m sorry.”

“Do you know what you’ve done, Baka?” she cried, tears in her eyes.

Baka nodded. “Yes, Cleo. I know what I’ve done.” He sighed. “I’ve summoned forth the ancient dragon that is said to have the power to kill us all. I really am very sorry.” He quickly turned around and ran away.

“Oh no you don’t!” cried an enraged Cleo. She leaped after him, and, do to her long legs and slim, athletic body, caught up with him in less than a second.

She placed a hand on his shoulder and whirled him around.

But just as she was about to kill him …

“Goodness, you’re handsome,” she murmured, leaning closer to him.

“Likewise,” he whispered against her lips.

Their kiss, the first kiss they ever shared, was magical.

Her tongue, long and pointy and purple, slithered through his mouth like a snake, and down the entire length of his throat, through his esophagus and all the way down until it touched the internal organs of his pleasure.

He moaned with ecstasy, and began to grope her ass, feeling the boxy pillows and squeezing, hard, as she tickled him from within.

Then, she stretched one of her elastic legs so that it twine around his, and rubbed the long, rubbery length against him.

He let out a feminine squeal of delight, and exploded, literally, into piles of green slime that quickly drew themselves back together into his short, pudgy green form.

She giggled, and tickled him with her tongue reaching up inside his thick, juicy anus. He giggled back at her, with delight, as he let his tail, which was actually a penis except that on his species it grew out the back of their bodies, and let the 45” long appendage begin it’s work upon her young, nubile, naked body.

He wrapped it around her neck and squeezed. She moaned and then groaned and then a strange green liquid emerged from her ears, which sat atop her head, as proof of her enjoyment. He then threaded his tail/penis through her ears, her hair, and back down around her left thigh, and squeezed that, squeezing more juices out of her ears to coat his lengthy, sexy tail.

She punched him in the stomach, then, and he exploded again, having another orgasm—all except for his tail, which wriggled and writhed against her, causing more lubricant to fall from her ears.

He picked himself up and put himself back together again—without any help from a certain king’s incompetent horses and men—and began to take large bites out of her chest, chewing them and then swallowing.

Her tongue once again delved into his throat, and, one by one, pulled out the chunks of her body that he had eaten, and rubbed the gooey body parts all over him, and his tale, making him shudder in delight. She then replaced the body parts where they belonged.

Soon, his entire tail was coated in a green, gooey liquid. When this happened, he unwrapped it from around her body and bent over, his tail sticking out straight behind him.

She stood at the tip of the tail and bent over herself, holding her mouth at the end of it. Her long, sweet tongue then launched out of her mouth, and the tip of it entered inside his buttocks, to where the origin of his pleasure was. Her tongue then stretched sideways, becoming wider, and grew large enough so that it could easily wrap around his tail. She then caused the tip of her tongue to shoot back, quickly, towards her mouth. But just as it almost reentered her mouth, it stopped and turned around again, landing once more in his anus.

It went on like this for several seconds, both of them moaning in great pleasure, until her tongue and his tail shattered into a million tiny shards and fell to the floor, and the two of them gasped and moaned and grunted and screamed in pleasure, all at the same time, and collapsed onto the floor.

As they recovered from their orgasmic experience, the shattered pieces began to re-form themselves into the whole appendages they had once been, and reattached themselves to the appropriate places upon their respective masters.

Finally, the two of them sat up and looked at each other with sated eyes.

“Was it as good for you?” They asked in unison, in the exact same husky voice, so that their voices sounded like one instead of two.

Then, they giggled, once more in unison.

Then, as they sidled closer to each other for one last kiss before they went home for the day, the ancient dragon that Baka had called up with his sneeze swooped down upon them and gobbled them up, burping and licking his lips at the tasty catch.