by Professor Connie
A Parody of "(You Drive Me) Crazy" by Britney Spears.
Author's Note: This song is about my ex, Delilah Doyle, who really was crazy, and once attempted to burn down the house in which I was attempting a midnight rendez-vous with a male lover.
Therefore, this song is dedicated to her and to all the other pyromaniacs out there: Please, all of you, I implore you, GET HELP.
Baby, You set me on fire You've got that something, that I desire Baby, don’t put the flames out, oh Your house is burnin, but you can’t get out Everytime I look at you My heart’s on fire, like I have the flu Burning you means so much more More than any arson that I’ve done before You called me crazy Now take that back You know I’m just a pyromaniac Fire, it feels like burning Baby setting fires keeps me up all night Tell me, you're on fire too That my fire has gotten to you Tell me that your in the red, oh That you are burnin Until you are dead Burning you means so much more More than any arson that I’ve done before You call me crazy You’re blue and black You know I’m just a pyromaniac Fire, it feels like burning Baby setting fires keeps me up all night Fire, feels like burning You know I’m just a pyromaniac Fire, it feels like burning Burning my soul into yours You’ll call me crazy With your last breath C’mon I’m just a pyromaniac Fire, it feels like burning Baby setting fires keeps me up all night
