by Sexy Government
Parody of "Genie in a Bottle" by Christina Aguilera.
Special thanks to Zeek Zennary, who helped me out with some of the lines in this song (guess which ones! ^.~)
This song is dedicated to all the gay men and women out there who are still "in the closet". C'mon out and join the rest of us, boys and girls! We don't bite! Promise! (Unless you want us too, of course!)
oh... I feel like I've been locked up tight In a closet filled with lonely men; Waiting for someone To release me. I’m licking my lips and blowing kisses your way, But that don't mean my mama knows I’m gay; Baby, baby, baby. (Baby, baby, baby.) Oh whoa... My butt's saying let's go. Oh whoa... But my mouth is saying no. If you wanna butt fuck me, baby, there's a price you pay. I'm a gay man in the closet, you gotta blow me the right way. If you wear a wig, baby, you’re just like a chick to me. A woman with a dick, baby, what a fucking specialty! I'm a gay man in the closet, baby. Gotta blow me the right way, honey. I'm a gay man in the closet, baby, Spill, spill, spill your load in my mouth. Your on your knees and you’re goin’ down low, One more lick and then I’m gonna blow; Spending my whole load On your lip. My butt is aching at the speed of light, But that don't mean I’m coming out tonight; Baby, baby, baby. (Baby, baby, baby) Oh whoa... My butt's saying let's go. Oh whoa... But my mouth is saying no. If you wanna butt fuck me, baby, there's a price you pay. I'm a gay man in the closet, you gotta blow me the right way. If you want me to blow you, I promise I’ll make you cum. Just come and set me free, baby, from this damn closet. I'm a gay man in the closet, baby. Gotta blow me the right way, honey. I'm a gay man in the closet, baby, Spill, spill, spill your load in my mouth Oh whoa... My butt's saying let's go. Oh whoa... But my mouth is saying no. If you wanna butt fuck me, baby, there's a price you pay. I'm a gay man in the closet, you gotta blow me the right way. If you wear a wig, baby, you’re just like a chick to me. A woman with a dick, baby, what a fucking specialty! If you wanna butt fuck me, baby, there's a price you pay. I'm a gay man in the closet, you gotta blow me the right way. If you want me to blow you, I promise I’ll make you cum. Just come and set me free, baby, from this damn closet. I'm a gay man in the closet, baby, Spill, spill, spill your load in my mouth
