Dear Loyal Fans and Readers,
When Cynthia told me the other day that her site was undergoing a 'major overhaul,' I was shocked, to say the least. The gravity with which she spoke made me tremble; it was my very first assumption that along with this major overhaul, she planned to axe my dearly beloved section, Erotic Relationsips!
So then Cynthia confirmed my fears. "Connie," she said, "Erotic Relationships has to go."
I felt myself overwhelmed by tears, and took a moment to compose myself before attempting to reply.
However, before any words could escape the warm wetness of my mouth, Cynthia spoke again.
"Connie," she said, more excitedly this time, "You're going to get your very own section! We'll call it "Connie's Corner." What do you think?"
To say that I was thrilled would be to put it correctly! I was so excited that I heartily jumped up and down with joy.
So this letter is to inform all my loyal fans that I am, indeed, MOVING! To my very own section of Cynthia's lovely website, Connie's Corner.
So on the eve of this eventful occasion, I'd like to thank all of you for making this possible! Thank you so very much! Tootles!
Love,
Professor Connie
