Full Name: Professor Connie Lingus Polsaski Lufendorf Fox (my maiden name is Lingus and the other three were my names when I married)
Porn Star Name: Professor Connie
Name you would give your prosthetic 'part' if you were a porn star: Con-Con
Have you ever viewed midget porn?: Since this is a government survey, or so I've heard, I'll have to plead the fifth on that particular question!
What type of porn do you prefer?: The graphic kind
If given a choice, would you opt for lesbians, or gay men?: I particularly enjoy a nice evening, alone, at home ... with a lesbian in tow.
Has your parent/guardian/significant other ever walked in on you while you were 'enjoying' yourself? Well ... Delilah once tried to burn down the house where I had a secret rendez-vous with a male lover. Does that count?
How often do you masturbate?: Often enough.
What is your "preference." You know what I mean: I like men. And women. Oh, dear! It's so hard for me to choose, you see, I've been married thrice (divorced twice widowed once), and after that I swore off men, but I am still attracted to them at times ... Oh, it is so very very difficult being moi!
Are you a virgin? Hahaha! Obviously not, since I have, after all, been married several times!
If not, how many 'people' have you 'done it' with, and what genders were/are they? Several persons of both genders are represented in my sexual repertoire.
What is your wildest, most shocking sexual fantasy? Well, seeing as how I am a Professor ... and a Cosmetologist ... it is my dream to "do it" while getting all the other parts of my body "done" at the same time, if you know what I mean!
With whom would you like to perform it? I have a secret crush on Joleen.
Have you ever performed a 69? Not exactly ... does a 68 count?
If yes, did you enjoy it? Oh, very much so, certainly!
What one person turns you on the most? Honestly ... Joleen!
Why? Because, I can tell you--and I do!--that to my specially trained cosmetologist's eye, Joleen is one incredibly foxy lady!
If given an opportunity, would you 'do' this person? Oh, most certainly!
Describe, in graphic detail, what you would 'do' with this person: First, we'd turn off the lights, and pretend like we were having a slumber party. Then we would do each others nails, hair, facial, etc. And then, as we were both about to be beautified, we would make sweet sweet love under the starry night sky.
Are you 'turned on' right now (by this survey and/or your answers to it)? Actually ... yes.
Why or why not?Because thoughts of Joleen makes me cream my thong!
