Full Name: Daphne Letitia Carlotta Maldita Judetta Valencia Porquetia Lumbarda Manzuela Kelstarsetia Black
Porn Star Name: Daphne Black
Name you would give your prosthetic 'part' if you were a porn star: Cynthia Brown
Have you ever viewed midget porn?: Yes; Cynthia and I often viewed it before making love
If yes, in what medium? (tv, video, internet, etc.): Everything!!
Did you enjoy it? (you know what I mean): Yeah ... especially when we touched each other while watching and talking dirty at the same time. Those were the days, I miss them soooo much!!
What type of porn do you prefer?: The homemade kind, starring Cynthia (the ones that I made, not the ones from her previous boy/girlfriends)
If given a choice, would you opt for lesbians, or gay men?: Mmmm, Lesbians float my boat all the way out of Reno baby!
Has your parent/guardian/significant other ever walked in on you while you were 'enjoying' yourself? Umm, Cynthia's sister has walked in on us a whole bunch of times. Other than that, no one that I can think of.
How often do you masturbate?: Whenever I think of/hear about/talk to/watch/stalk Cynthia. She makes me cream my pants!!!
Where/When/Why/How/Etc.: Mmmmm anytime Cynthia is around!!
What is your "preference." You know what I mean: One word: Cynthia
Are you a virgin? I lost my virginity to Cynthia, as much as she'd like to deny it!!
If not, how many 'people' have you 'done it' with, and what genders were/are they? Only one; Cynthia! I've never slept with anyone else, I never cheated on her, and she knows it!! She was just looking for an excuse to break up with me because she didn't love me anymore, and she found it--twice! Just because two different women were totally obsessed with me, Cynthia couldn't take it and assumed I'd been cheating on her, when in reality, I WASNT!!
What is your wildest, most shocking sexual fantasy? Me and Cynthia, declaring our love in bold, naked, nude ways in front of a staring crowd ... and having some fabulous art person paint us in the act of making love
With whom would you like to perform it? Cynthia, of course. She is my Lesbian Twin Sister!!
Upon what celebrity would you most like to perform oral sex? Sexy Government (aka Cynthia Brown)
Upon what non-celebrity would you most like to perform oral sex? OH CYNTHIA IT FEELS SOOOOO 34!$^$^!$^%!$#%:^ GOOD!!! DON'T STOP, DON'T EVER STOP CYNTHIA!! OH, CYNTHIA, CYNTHIA, CYNTHIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Have you ever performed a 69? With Cynthia, yes.
If yes, did you enjoy it? I enjoy everything Cynthia and I have ever done together--except for all that "breaking up" stuff.
What one person turns you on the most? Mmmmm, Cynthia
Why? Because she's Cynthia, and I love her, and I always will.
If given an opportunity, would you 'do' this person? I ALREADY HAVE, AND WHENEVER SHE WANTS ME, I'LL BE THERE FOR HER, AND WE CAN SPEND THE NIGHT BANGING IT OUT TOGETHER!!!
Describe, in graphic detail, what you would 'do' with this person: First, I'd strip her naked. Then, I'd strip myself naked. Then, I'd slowly lower myself into a straddeling position above her. Then, I would press my breasts against hers (hers are much larger than mine, although I've been thinking about surgery, what do you think? Will larger breasts bring Cynthia back to me? She is kind of a breast woman, you know), and moan passionately as I kissed her, and then we'd kiss and then more, and then end up in supernatural bliss. Mmmmmm I can't wait!!
Any final comments on anything in this survey? I miss Cynthia and want her back. Cynthia, please come back to me!!!
Are you 'turned on' right now (by this survey and/or your answers to it)? Yes, even just thinking about Cynthia turns me on to the point of no return .... grrrrr, I can't take it anymore!! Cynthia, I NEED YOU!! COME BACK TO ME, DARLING, COME BACK!!!
