Porn Star Name: DreamE, or according to the porn star name rule I'll say Smokey Randolf
Name you would give your prosthetic 'part' if you were a porn star: Wet Dreamer for DreamE, and Cuban Cigar for Smokey
Have you ever viewed midget porn?: Well I once saw a girl giving a midget a bj
If yes, in what medium? (tv, video, internet, etc.): Video, I would say
Did you enjoy it? (you know what I mean): It was more comical that it was arousing
What type of porn do you prefer?: Lesbian, not a fan of the menz
If given a choice, would you opt for lesbians, or gay men?: Lesbians of course
Has your parent/guardian/significant other ever walked in on you while you were 'enjoying' yourself? Actually... yes
If yes, describe, in detail, exactly what happened: Well the night before I recently discovered the joy of masturbation, and god I loved it so much I wanted to do it again. So being the impatient basterd that I am, I wanted to do it again, so I went out into the living room, my brothers were having a good time in their room so I thought the coast was clear, so anyway I start doing you know, and right in the middle of it, my mom bursts through the door, so I am totally shocked, and so is my mom, anyway she had to go to the bathroom so she didn't spend much time staring at me, plus Ihad already concealed lil' DreamE. Anyway soon after she calls me to her and says "DreamE I know what you were doing." and of course I play ignorant and say "What? I don't know what you are talking about." And my mom who cannot hide the smirk on her face says "I know what you were doing." Well, there you go, it was only my second time and someone catches me in the act.
How often do you masturbate?: Not as often as i use to, but I would still say a fair amount
Where/When/Why/How/Etc.: Usually infront of my computer, that's where most of my "motivation" is located. Late at night, when everyone is asleep. Because I am a male, and bored. With my right hand? No I do not use any of that hand lotion or crap. and I dispose of the little guys with dirty clothes, so the evidence is literally washed away
What is your "preference." You know what I mean: I am usually into skinny chicks, but that doesn't mean that I discriminate against others. And more some odd reason I seem to be attracted to bi sexual women, not on purpose! I usually find out they are bi after I develop feelin's and what not.
Does the Statue of Liberty seem "dirty" to you? No, but it should be. I purpose a statue of liberty like the one they wanted on the Man Show! she needs to be in a Bikini
If so, in what way? Forget the bikini she needs to be naked! It shows freedom of expression, and plus it would attract more tourists I tell you that.
Are you a virgin? Yes, and some what proud of that
If not, how many 'people' have you 'done it' with, and what genders were/are they? Well I am a virgin, but if you want to change that fact come see me and we will see what we can do. ok?
With whom would you like to perform it? two hot chicks! any two wanna do some fantasy situations?
Have you ever performed a 69? No. :(
If no, would you consider it? Yeah! give and receive! It looks totally fun!
Describe, in graphic detail, what you would 'do' with this person:
Ok sence I am new at this, I'll try and describe it (also I will being presuming what the girl does so bare with, and yes I know it is very possible that she would act different, but this is a POSSIBLE scenario).
First I would kiss her lips, of course I would do this alot (kissing is the most romantic part). Then I would move to her cheek, and neck. During this I put my hand on her hips and move them under her shirt and gently run them over her skin. I would stop kissing her for a moment, and gaze into her eyes. She would at that moment know how much she means to me. Then I would kiss her soft lips again, and lift up her shirt, and she would take off mine. Then I would wrap my arms around her, and her arms around me, and kiss some more, our chests pressed against each other, we could feel each other's hearts beating along side one another.
I would then move down kissing along the way, even going in-between her breast, I would stay at the tummy longer than the other areas, because it is a favorite spot of mine, especially the belly button. I would slowly lay her back onto a bed/couch/whatever the hell we are going to do it on. And unbutton her pants (presuming she is wearing pants). I would pull them off, with some assistance from her and then stare at her, at her beauty. I think she would be somewhat bashful and turn her head in a little embarrassment, when she would turn back I would be over her, by this point my male lustful instincts are really throbbing, but I would still somewhat hold them back to savor the moment. Once again I would passionately kiss her, and she unbuttons my pants. I would help her take of my pants, and then we would both be there, just in our underwear (hate to kill the mood but that rhymes).
Her curiosity would make her eyes stare down at my briefs, and see that I am very ready for her. In the moment she won't help but give off a little snicker, knowing that she does not mean disrespect. I will laugh with her too, before we become more intimate again. She would then lean up and she would stare into my eyes as she undid her bra. As it slowly slid off she would turn her head, she is now feeling somewhat exposed and she could easily be hurt if I were to say something uncaring or insensitive at that moment. Showing my passion for her I would lean forward turn her head towards mine and kiss her lips, and with one my hands gently caress her bare breasts. I would then lean back, and she would then kiss my chest, and move down to my stomach.
I would sort of tense considering this is my first time and it would help what stomach muscles I have to show. Now knowing if she should go so far yet she would come back to my face, and I would smile at her and kiss her lips. I would then pull off my underwear. And then she would pull off of hers. I would then roll her over to the bottom, and me on top of her. Then I would slowly put my penis into her vagina (I didn't know how else to say it). Then the hard-core stuff would happen.
Depending on my stamina, we might move from different positions, me on top, her on top, doggy style (but not that anal stuff). There will still be some kisses involved, but more aggressive than before. Then once I finally reach my climax I will pull out and lay down beside her. I will ask her if she is satisfied. I want her to be truthful because I would either wait a minute and do it again, or satisfy her orally. For the oral part, there would be a lot of tongue action, I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
Afterwards I would hold her close and talk to her, I don't really know about what, but it would be nice, in a jokeful and yet truthful manner I would ask her if she wanted to do it again. Whatever answer she gives I would be fine with, I would tell her how much she means to me and then it fades out from there.
Post loss of virginity, I don't really know what it happens after this, but lets just say all bets are off, now that I got the romantic first time out of the way, I would be open to lots of suggestions, that 69 thing, more straight forward stuff, and yes kinky stuff too, but that's for later, so I won't go into detail.
Are you 'turned on' right now (by this survey and/or your answers to it)? Yeah, well I was anyway, thinking about the fantasy and what I would do to the person, yeah that was some good stuff.
