Full Name: Eliana Birch
Porn Star Name: Claire Voyant
Name you would give your prosthetic 'part' if you were a porn star:Ellie
What type of porn do you prefer?: honestly porn doesnt do it for me, i need tha real thing ;)
If given a choice, would you opt for lesbians, or gay men?: lesbians, cause at least then they'd take an interest in me :)
Has your parent/guardian/significant other ever walked in on you while you were 'enjoying' yourself? no thank gawd
How often do you masturbate?: whenever i feel like it :)
Where/When/Why/How/Etc.: in bed at night
What do you think about the Washington Monument and other various phallic symbols? ooh they turn me on ;)
Why do you think this? cause phallic shapes are kewl! :)
Does the Statue of Liberty seem "dirty" to you? now that u mention it...
If so, in what way? she's naked under there ;)
Are you a virgin? sadly, no :(
If not, how many 'people' have you 'done it' with, and what genders were/are they? only one ... my longtime crush, Jeremy and I, were all alone in the Instant Messaging chatroom ... and we got to talking ... and then cybering ... and then he told me to turn around, and i did ... and he was there, typing on his laptop, and he plucked my cherry while we both cybered with each other on our laptops ... but then the next day i found out that i wasn't the only one he'd done that with :( And that for him it was just a fling, but for me it was much more. So then ... he broke my heart, AND my hymen. Oh god now i'm so depressed. Thanx for reminding me!! :'(
What is your wildest, most shocking sexual fantasy? ok so i am boring.... shower sex. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Upon what celebrity would you most like to perform oral sex? BRAD PITT!!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :) :)
Upon what non-celebrity would you most like to perform oral sex? ummm no one rite now... i mean i dont have a crush or anything
Have you ever performed a 69? nope
If no, would you consider it? i dunno, i think i would have a hard time concentrating
Any final comments on anything in this survey? u are one sick motherf*cker!
Are you 'turned on' right now (by this survey and/or your answers to it)? ummmmmm NO
