Full Name: Kara
Porn Star Name: Kara Government
Name you would give your prosthetic 'part' if you were a porn star: Kara
Have you ever viewed midget porn?: Nope
Has your parent/guardian/significant other ever walked in on you while you were 'enjoying' yourself? Yep
If yes, describe, in detail, exactly what happened: I was in my bedroom, it was late at night, then my "funny uncle" walked in while I was in the middle of you know what and being kinda noisy, and so he joined me and we had some fun.
How often do you masturbate?: About once a day or so. Sometimes more if I'm in the mood.
Where/When/Why/How/Etc.: In my room late at night when I can hear the wolves howling outside my bedroom window.
What is your "preference." You know what I mean: Like everyone else who works for the government, I'm bisexual.
Are you a virgin? Nope. Haven't been for awhile.
If not, how many 'people' have you 'done it' with, and what genders were/are they? I've done it with 13 girls and 10 boyz. Unlike Cynthia, I keep count.
What is your wildest, most shocking sexual fantasy? Actually, my major fantasy is that there's this giant huge apocalypse and the world is ending, and I've just met the guy of my dreams and we have 10 minutes to live, so ... we decide to make the most of those ten minutes, in very kinky ways.
With whom would you like to perform it? My dream man (Even though I've been with more girls, I'm actually a 75/25 bi in favor of guys.)
Upon what celebrity would you most like to perform oral sex? That dude from that movie. Cynthia knows who I'm talking about.
Upon what non-celebrity would you most like to perform oral sex? My dream man.
Have you ever performed a 69? Yeah, several times. Once, I was even involved in a three-way 69 ... which was kinda awkward and crazy (and technically not a 69 i guess) but really fun and cool.
If yes, did you enjoy it? Yeah, I just said it was fun. Actually we did it again a few times, until the other two got to be serious with each other and were all "exclusive" so threesomes were out ... although in the end they both ended up cheating on each other with me, which was kind of fun because it was my form of revenge (although I know that Cynthia disapproves, but hey I was in Kali, it's not like she even knew any more than I told her!)
Are you 'turned on' right now (by this survey and/or your answers to it)? Not really. More depressed than anything else actually because it's brought back some bad memories. Gee, thanx, Cynthia! Lil ho.
