Full Name: Lorelai
Porn Star Name: Butch McVee
Name you would give your prosthetic 'part' if you were a porn star: Lesbian Lover
Have you ever viewed midget porn?: Lesbian Midgets goin' at it, yeah
If yes, in what medium? (tv, video, internet, etc.): It was on some grainy porn channel on the tube
Did you enjoy it? (you know what I mean): I was jerkin' off on my couch, if that's what you mean
What type of porn do you prefer?: The kind with the sexy lesbians in it
If given a choice, would you opt for lesbians, or gay men?: Lesbians; hey I am one and I sleep with 'em!
Has your parent/guardian/significant other ever walked in on you while you were 'enjoying' yourself? Yeah
If yes, describe, in detail, exactly what happened: Hahaha, it was back in elementary school, and I had just discovered the joys of givin' it to myself, and so I did it like all the time day and night. So one night I'm like doin' it in my bed and my mom cums in and she's like "stop it biyatch" and she gets all pissed and then we have a catfight and I pulled out most of her hair, which is why she's on rogaine for women now in case you didn't know
How often do you masturbate?: Whenever I can
What is your "preference." You know what I mean: I like girls Pretty ones
What do you think about the Washington Monument and other various phallic symbols? Eww fallic symbols are the grossest thing I have ever seen, men totally suck my ballz
Why do you think this? Because men are gross bastards!
Does the Statue of Liberty seem "dirty" to you? I think she's hot
Are you a virgin? Hahahahahahaha yeah right my mom wishes!
If not, how many 'people' have you 'done it' with, and what genders were/are they? All chicks, about 27-33 (sometimes I can't remember if I did or not because I was drunk or somethin')
What is your wildest, most shocking sexual fantasy? mmmm anything sadomasochistic i love that shit
With whom would you like to perform it? any nice young pretty chick
Upon what celebrity would you most like to perform oral sex? oooooh angelina jolie is a hottie
Upon what non-celebrity would you most like to perform oral sex? haha, we all know who that is she's one of my exes and is so fine that she blows my mind, and i'd like to get back together maybe, but it's probably not gonna happen, but hey i can dream can't I?
Have you ever performed a 69? Hellz ya!
If yes, did you enjoy it? You betcha socks I did!
Are you 'turned on' right now (by this survey and/or your answers to it)? Hell naw!
