Full Name: Cynthia Brown
Porn Star Name: Sexy Government
Name you would give your prosthetic 'part' if you were a porn star: Sweatie Thong
Have you ever viewed midget porn?: Of course!
If yes, in what medium? (tv, video, internet, etc.): I've viewed it in several different mediums.
Did you enjoy it? (you know what I mean): That's Classified Government Information (in other words, yes)
What type of porn do you prefer?: Any type! Particularly lesbians or gay men.
If given a choice, would you opt for lesbians, or gay men?: Oh gosh, it's so hard ... being bi myself, I do love lesbians, and have been in some lesbian relationships ... but gay men ... wow ... I just LOVE THEM SO MUCH!! I think it's a draw.
Has your parent/guardian/significant other ever walked in on you while you were 'enjoying' yourself? Well ... my sister once (ok, more than once, several times!) walked in on me while I was having sex ... and ... well doing other stuff, too. Carol never knocks!
If yes, describe, in detail, exactly what happened: Erm ... well there are so many instances to pick from ... like once, my girlfriend and I were in my room, making out (and about to do more) and Carol comes in yelling something and it's just very awkward and she glares at us and throws some of my thongs at us and then storms out, slamming the door.
How often do you masturbate?: ALL THE TIME!! Hehe, well, honestly, AT LEAST once a day, usually more. And yes, even when i'm in a committed relationship, and getting sex every day, I still like to pleasure myself. Because sometimes it's just ... lovely.
Where/When/Why/How/Etc.: Wherever, Whenever, Whyever, However!! ^_~
What is your "preference." You know what I mean: I'm bisexual. My dating pool consists of everyone over the age of 18! (and some under the age of 18, depending on what state they live in)
What do you think about the Washington Monument and other various phallic symbols? Mmm, they make me incredibly horny. Whenever we pass the Washington Monument in the car, I have to reach down and touch myself.
Why do you think this? Because I just LOVE penises! Although I love pussies too. But ... well ... I love it all!!
Does the Statue of Liberty seem "dirty" to you? Of course not! She's a symbol of freedom, and of our wonderful government.
Are you a virgin? HAHAHAHA funny question! I lost my heart (and my hymen!) to Sam loooooong ago, when I was 13.
If not, how many 'people' have you 'done it' with, and what genders were/are they? Oh wow, I have no idea how many, I don't keep track. Ummm, including one night stands, I'm sure it's over 50, possibly even more. I do have a lot of one night stands, and short flings, in addition to my long-term relationships. Also, it's been over ten years, so ... honestly, I don't know, I'll just say at least 50, possibly/probably more.
What is your wildest, most shocking sexual fantasy? Trust me ... you don't want to know!! ^_~
With whom would you like to perform it? No one in particular. Probably with a one-night stand.
Upon what celebrity would you most like to perform oral sex? Britney Spears (oh wait, i already did!)
Have you ever performed a 69? Of course!
If yes, did you enjoy it? All my 69's are particularly enjoyable. I particularly enjoy them.
What one person turns you on the most? Britney Spears
Why? Becuz she's hawt (and her boobs are NOT fake!!)
If given an opportunity, would you 'do' this person? I already have!
Describe, in graphic detail, what you would 'do' with this person: Well ... first we'd put a mix tape of my favorite songs by her on in the background. Then, we'd actually have TIME to do everything we wanted! And then, we'd get down to business--down and dirty! We'd both strip for each other, and then do stuff with hands and mouths--I'll leave some of that to your imagination ^_~ And then we'd just go at it, every which way, for hours on end, trying out all sorts of positions and everything ... it would simply be lovely!
Are you 'turned on' right now (by this survey and/or your answers to it)? Let's just say I'm typing this with one hand.
