But Wait! There's More!

Melissa is one of my "frighteningly good artist friends." In this picture she's wearing her marching band uniform, which she hates. So don't laugh at her, or she'll draw you and make you look funny.

Her name's really Monica, but everyone calls her Moca, for reasons that have faded out of memory. She's the one who gave me the nickname "Skittles," because I was always eating Skittles in math with her. She's very jumpy, and if you poke her she jumps in the air and squeaks.

This is Nick, who Tito and I also call "Nickback" and "Barber Pimp." He's six feet tall and weighs about 90 pounds. It's sick. And he has a little stuffed raccoon named Petey that he hits people with. He is also obsessed with Invader Zim, I Feel Sick, and anything else by Jhonen Vasquez (who is a god, by the way). And my poor friend Ryan is all alone on the last page.