Hello everyone, hope you're all ok. basically I worte this last night while watching the aforenamed song contest and i thought I'd send it to everyone like I did with Chesney as, well, that made people laugh. that may just have been at the sadness of my life though. Anywasy, this made Julie and I laugh so i thought I'd send it on to you. Note:this was written at the end when they were doing the points.
So we're watching Eurovision. the songs are defintiely crapper than usual. Wahey Estonia are winning. A cheer from my room every time they get back on top. We actually both punch the air at the same time. Do we actually need lives or what?
English voting. Do the phone voting people not understand WE DO NOT VOTE FOR THE IRISH. Or the French for that matter.
"Up your pipes, denmark!Up your foreign pipe!" in a Norfolk accent. That was Julie. Say hello to Julie children. Or don't, actually.
We had an idea while watching this, on a theme which never fails to amuse us. What if we did a eurovision with sock puppets? we'll keep you posted....
The presenters - are they on drugs or what? Oh, big cheer for the
Germans. no, sorry,
I've got the bad feeling Estonia are going to give Denmark 12 points. I was right. No! tel, for once is right. They probably have just shot themselves in the foot :-( Well, at least we're higher than the french. And the Irish.
Was our entry not CRAP this year? i know this is rude and
politically incorrect, but oh well, never mind. didn't Lindsay D just
scream Essex Girl at you? the hair, the song, the D instead of a
surname? And did you
The danes are pissed off methinks. unsurprisingly I feel. ha ha ha
greece gave Denmark 6 points. you could hear the booing Estonia
ARE the winners. Ace. the Danish woman is wearing a
Estonia have never won before . scandinavia had full representation this year (well, nearly, finland werent invited. Or something.) Hmmmm political voting? i think so.
Estonia's singers - Tanel(i think) and Dave. My what an Estonian name. Heh heh heh.
Those bouquets really do look like Triffids. or an umbrells hit by acid in strategic places and decorated by a psychotic fairy who has lots of feathers. Or is it just my imagination.
Idon't even remember hearing this song the first time around. how odd.
the costumes this year were apparently designed by Dolce e Gabbana. Really?
So that was my eurovision...diary or something. i'll be sending another diary soon due to doing education in context. it involves children, costumes and a medieval hall. you can all laugh at my discomfort.
20/7: Well Eurovision this year was so rubbish there didn't seem much point typing up my notes. Sorry.