Fieldy's Dreams...Or Just Deez Nuts

Ah, Fieldy, Fieldy, Fieldy Snuts...Who doesn't like Fieldy? A lot of people, actually. Don't gasp in surprise. Everyone that I talk to that doesn't like Korn (or that does like them, let's just be frank) describes Fieldy as the "short, fat one who plays bass like a faget."

Let's get one thing straight for all those Anti- Fieldy meanies out there: although I do have a theory that Fieldy has a *secret* (LOL), he's also a dedicated family man, and a great friend to the other guys in Korn. He is key to KoRn's unique sound and I love him love him love him to pieces!! (He ain't that bad looking 'neither, believe it or not).

Korn are the forerunners of the new generation, and no member of Korn is more proud to admit it than Fieldy. Some think he's pompous: I just think he's honest. Korn are as great as he says they are, and more power to him for knowing it! See, he's arrogant in interviews, but when he meets his fans, he's friendly and amiable. That's cool; not something you see a lot of these days. Most likely, if someone's an asshole in interviews, they're an asshole to their fans. Not here. Fieldy is boastful because he knows his band is loved. He's proud of his fans. Is there anything wrong with that?

And news flash: Fieldy IS cool. He's got a great sense of humor, and he is arguably the most talented song writer in the band. He has an avid social life with a wide circle of tight homie G's. So THERE.

Fieldy's obsession with alcoholic beverages, however, has been potentially detrimental to the band. Jon claimed that Fieldy threatened to kick Jon out of the band if he didn't drink, which wasn't making Jon's decision to go sober any easier. However, all of that was cleared up. And about Fieldy's tits...I would rather have them be big from alcohol then not there from incessant use of cocaine, you know? Ok that doesn't make any sense...I'm drunk. You'll have to excuuuuuuuuuuse me. :) (And they're not THAT big. AA cup, I would guess, maybe A.)

Fieldy has some WEIRD outfits and *cough* fetishes. So...you were asking me what his *secret* is? *snickers* Here's a clue.