David *Sigh*

Anyone recognize those man boobs besides me?

Will David be well enough to tour with Korn this year? I hope so. The poor sweetie's been having a rough time the past year and a half or so. Supposedly, he had an extra rib in his chest which cut off circulation to his wrist, and he had that extra rib removed. He's an essential member of Korn, with his ear-popping, perfect drumming, vaguely reminiscent of disco. Unfortunately, when I went to see KoRn, he wasn't with them. Before I die, I VOW to see all of Korn in concert. Argh! It would have been so nice to see them all *pouts*. Anyway...

Oh Davie...

I know I sound like a blatant bopper in these articles, but looking at all the pictures of these hot ass guys tends to get me all hot and bothered lol. I spent one whole day going through a site that has thousands of Munky, Head, Jon, Fieldy, David, and group pictures (800 Munky pics *drools*), and I swear to God I almost fainted when I was done. Pictures like this, for example...I don't quite know what's going on, but he's so cute all the same you can't help but...excuse me for a minute...

Who could blame me? I mean, just LOOK at him!

David caught in a predicament nobody wants to be caught in... Poor guy. A precious Kodak moment like this is worth a thousand words.