OK....Just A Lil More to Chew On

To females, fighting is a brutal, evil, MEANINGLESS display of masculine insecurity. All guys, it seems, will never turn down a chance to nourish the exaggerated size of their testes, even if the opponent is unbeatable...or, in manly terms: 'even if the motherfucker has balls the size of grapefruits'. Let Korn beat each other up...just don't make us ladies watch, okay? Who knows...they may even bruise their lovable little FACES! And then it would truly be the end of the world...(Christ, I sound like a Backside Boys fan).

Alright, David. Time to cut the crap. Yes, I have all of your Calvin Klein ads on my wall, yes, I love you, yes I think that many women around the world want you...just...the side of your head? Although I kinda like it...well, yeah, I really. Really. Like. It. Get better soon, David!

Sticks and stones may break my bones but a tied-up monkey (err...Munky) excites me! Um, does this look familiar to any of you? Munky is tied up (or otherwise restrained) in many pictures and music videos. He is often seperated, it seems, from the others. He is tied up in a cornfield in the "Shoots and Ladders" video. In the "Clown" video a locker reportedly fell on him while he was walking down the hallway-like set. I have footage of him falling flat on his ass onstage at this spring's Sick and Twisted Tour. Does Munky live the bedpost-and-handcuffs lifestyle? Or is he so clumsy that he is isolated from others to avoid injury whenever possible? You decide...