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What the fucking fuck is going on here? A new fashion sensation? Personally, I encourage the whole "freedom of expression" thing religiously. I have known to be a little "risque" when it comes to socks...but it's only cool WHEN YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE DOING IT. Now, to your immediate right, Munky and Head are making the same fashion statement. And considering it hasn't caught on, they stopped doing it...except for Jon. Am I wrong to assume that this is a ploy for KoRn to become trendsetters? Were they trying to do it AGAIN, as if the Head-do and trademark ADIDAS suit becoming household fixtures wasn't enough? Those were simple strokes of genius...this is just ridiculous...knee-length socks? One immediately conjures up an image of Britney Spears...AND I FUCKIN' HATE IT WHEN THEY MAKE FUN OF KORN'S NAME!!! IT'S NOT POPKORN, IT'S KORN!!!!!! KORN, GODDAMMED BUTTFUCKING JACKASS COCKSUCKERS!!!!!! (sorry).

Kittie's debut album, "Spit" has been heralded by myriads of teeny-bopper magazines as the girl-version of Follow the Leader. I can only guess why: they play hard rock music like the best. As a female, I must say that I am rather proud of this Canadian-grown quartet. They are paving the road for other musicians (especially young female musicians) with the deathly hardcore of such eternal metal outfits as Pantera and Megadeth. However, these days anything with a heavy guitar qualifies as KoRny. *sigh. My life. Um, do they look like KoRn? Where are the kilts, the braids, the janitor outfits??

I don't know what quite to think of this picture. Believe it or not, Munky is quite sadistic. I guess that's not so much of a terrible surprise, because he's a member of KoRn in the first place. Whenever I see this picture,I can't help but think of when he was on MTV once, looking at the fan art submitted for the KoRn Cover Contest. He was all like: "Nice use of the wire around the mouth and the neck", and then, in the next scene: "I like how the chain is coming through the eyes, ya know? The stitched mouth, and the eyeball drooping like liquid goop down the side of his gaunt face really accents the corpse's mutilation." Okay, maybe he didn't say EXACTLY THAT. Sue me.