All Day I Dream About Head

Okay, I took the title for these Head Wonderments from one of my fav Head websites, but I don't care. I have their banner on my page. They can sue me for copyright infringement for all I fucking care. ANYWAY...Yes, Head is definitely a vital part of Korn (as those of you who have an LAPD album know...*shiver). I have watched him perform very close up (I was right under him and Fieldy, holding on for dear life to the guard rail. Best time of my fucking life). He has magnificent hands, and he moves them along his guitar with an enviable grace. He makes it look so goddamn easy.

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Head is one of those people who wears their expressions on their sleeve, and as you can see from this photo memoir of him, he is quite expressive. There are some pictures of him that are breathtaking, though odd at the same time. Take this one, for example. In many pictures, he is peering at something out of our sight. It makes me wonder. I mean, he's beautiful, talented, funny, genuine, unique...and, did I forget to mention, beautiful?...but what the hell could he be looking at...or thinking about??

I'm A Winner, Oh Yeah Korn are very good to their fans, that's well-known, but Head seems to relate the most to his fanatics. His excellent sense of humor and beer-swigging lunacy is a plus for any sweaty-handed Kornster anxious to meet the five premier rock gods of the decade. It must be difficult to get all that attention incessantly, but Head handles it with grace and...um...style? (NOTE: I don't know who the fan is...I just thought it was funny when I found it).

Head is the funniest, most personable, and, as the other band members agree, most talented Korn cob. So, he seems pretty goddamn perfect, correct?...Don't be fooled. He's not infallible. In fact, he has some nasty habits: he drinks six packs of beer in the shower, picks his nose, eats cake like a two year old, and...drum roll please...has a munchkin nose. Yes, a munchkin nose. You can see it well in this picture, but I didn't notice it myself until I tried to draw him. I was having a hell of a time "capturing the essence" of his goddamn nostrils. Damnit, Head!