Do They Lean That Way?

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I've resorted to the lowest of low in my Stories section...writing slash...but you know what? I don't care! Two guys together turns me on like you would not believe. I am with gay guys as guys are with lesbians, if that makes any sense. To me, there is no double standard when it comes to that. Two beautiful guys together is just wonderful...

Anyway, I have been wondering about this for a while, and it might be partly Munky's affectionate nature...but isn't something up with him and Fieldy? For one, they are ALWAYS hanging out together in interviews, and they seem to share a very rare kind of brotherly love. In fact, Munky's pretty close to all the members of the band (think Jonathan massaging him on the "Diary" episode). Maybe he's just a lovable guy...as he claims...or is something else going on???? (I credit Munkalicious and Ol Sista K for some of these exclusive photos)

Something to Ponder...

Munky is a cutie, quiet and reserved. Fieldy, on the other hand, is as loud, rude, and ghetto as they come. His obnoxious attitude and homophobic comments hardly coincide with Munky's witty personality. However, could there be something there? From what I have heard Fieldy say about gay people, I have a theory that Fieldy is a severely homophobic closet homosexual. Munky seems pretty private...could he be hiding something too?

Friends?

I have had the opportunity of seeing Fieldy play live. He took off his shirt to reveal a wife beater, and I have no problem admitting that I was very attracted to him. While I'm on the subject, let me just say that the cameras do NO justice to these wonderful, creative five men (but especially in Fieldy and Jonathan's case). Don't be fooled: in real life, they are incredibly attractive. So therefore, there would be no reason in hell why Munky wouldn't be attracted to him if he did lean that way. They look so happy together, don't they?

Who's the Bitch?

And if they were going out, who would be in charge? Who would be the pitcher, and who would be the catcher? Or would it just be equal, no dominating partner in the relationship? This one's hard to call, but I wouldn't immediately jump to the conclusion that Fieldy would have the upper hand, because Munky may be quiet, but he is far from submissive...hmmm...it would have to happen for anyone to be able to tell...

My Back's Sore...

Fieldy isn't the only member of Korn that Munky is close to...far from it. Head is his best bud by a long shot. Jon and Munky are very touchy-feely, as demonstrated in this lovable picture. (I remember the first time I heard Munky's piercing shriek when Jon grabbed his leg just below the sac... Priceless. One thing's for sure: Munky had enjoyed his little massage as it was happening. Notice how one hand is nonchalantly behind his head...*thinks to self: I'm pathetic, aren't I?)

In Conclusion...

All I can say is....awww. (Although if I were Munky, I would take the initiative and do Fieldy a favor by giving him some much needed fashion tips...Oh God I sound like a teeny bopper now!).

I guess we'll never know...

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