No more maybesYour baby's got rabiesSitting on a ballIn the middle of the Andes Yeah, I'm a freak of natureYeah, I'm a freakIf only I could be as cool as you As cool as youBody and soul, I'm a freakTry to be different Well get a different diseaseSeems it's in fashion To need the coldsore cream I don't really knowHow to put on a 'cool' showAs boring as they come Just tell me where to goIf only I could be as cool as youFreak