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WON'T SIT STILL
These seats suck
WON'T KEEP QUIET
I've got a lot to say
DISRUPTS THE CLASS
I want you to listen
HAS TROUBLE PAYING ATTENTION
You bore me
SHOWS LITTLE RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY
More than you ever showed for me
DOES NOT FINISH WORK ON TIME
I don't like being rushed
DOES NOT FOLLOW DIRECTIONS
I do, just not your directions
RAGGED APPEARANCE
I'm poor you putz
VIOLENT OUTBREAKS
Do you realize what this neighborhood is like?
HAS TROUBLE WORKING WITH OTHERS
I can't help that you've brainwashed them to suck
TRUANCY
You don't want to be here, why should I
DOESN'T PARTICIPATE
You know that old joke abnout how to keep an asshole in sspense?
SIGNED
Epstein's Mother
-Spiro

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