• Hey look, it's Mr. Beachler! --me and steph
  • Little sprouts, little sprouts! --me and wifey
  • Moo, Lee! --me and julia
  • Brenda?! --julia
  • I was gonna get you the lemurs... --marianne's mom
  • Damn turtledoves --jeremy's papa
  • Sooo hot, want to touch the hiney! --me and nikki
  • Sara's un-cooridinated! --Jacques
  • Stupid-head chickenhawk! --me
  • Spoot-head! --me and mindy
  • Where are you going!? Will you call me? I think I love you, do you love me? --me and marianne
  • DAAAD! Come wipe my butt! --brandon
  • HELLO?!?! --me and julia
  • Haah, it's hot in here, there must be some Sobags in the atmosphere! --julia
  • Oop, there's the Grandma, better puke in the golfbag! --me and steph
  • It wasn't the Taco Lady, it was Kelby. --me and steph
  • Sandy, the Dutch Clogger --mindy
  • Oh, my butt's hanging out of shorts again, SEE DAN?!? --me and julia making fun of prostitute, lol
  • It's a homeless vampire! --steph
  • Oooo it smells like cheese in here and Barkley is rambling on about how cute he is --mindy
  • Dan and Ofelia are like bread and CRAP! --julia
  • My god, Jarrod smells like assy feet! --me and nikki
  • Toooty! --me and mindy
  • 2-D? Tooty? --me and steph
  • awwwww....doggy kisses. WOLVES!!! --me and jacques
  • yes i had a sex change, went on a shopping spree at ambercrombie and fitch, got a pedicure and manicure, and dyed my hair --jacques
  • Yeah..but it's like, "ooh..there's some toes!" --erin
  • cows are just so damn sexy. moo. --me and danny
  • Yeah, so she didn't talk to anyone, and she ripped up all these sheets...wait, SHE'S MUTE! --me
  • yeah...a POSSESSED BASKETBALL-PLAYING MONKEY! --me and mindy
  • "Sara i have to poop" --me and mindy
  • You lied? I supposedly did. That's why I used the quotes. --me and shane
  • you were probably waiting for the Land Before Time 371! I told you, NEXT week! --kim
    Ozarkian Quotes
    Make me. Ow! Okay I'll go! --stephanie
    Drown evil child, DROWN! He can't, he has a flotation device! --me and steph
    Cool warm places, cool warm places --me
    Hottie McMowerVille - Colt, Mower Mayor, Mower Sheriff --me and steph
    Fat Smelley Ugly Druken Loser GuyVille - Pete, Uncle Kevin --me and steph
    THe Mayor of Hottie McMowerVille just talked to you!! --me and steph
    We could be Homeless people! --stephanie
    TV Land Prime *cough cough* --me and steph
    Are you trying to be a duck? Ok, gross. --me
    Blue hair net?! --me and pete
    That's buntastical! --me
    I'll put my hands in the water. YOU JUST PEED IN THE WATER! --me and pete
    Have fun running? --colt