Hey look, it's Mr. Beachler! --me and steph Little sprouts, little sprouts! --me and wifeyMoo, Lee! --me and juliaBrenda?! --juliaI was gonna get you the lemurs... --marianne's momDamn turtledoves --jeremy's papaSooo hot, want to touch the hiney! --me and nikkiSara's un-cooridinated! --JacquesStupid-head chickenhawk! --meSpoot-head! --me and mindyWhere are you going!? Will you call me? I think I love you, do you love me? --me and marianneDAAAD! Come wipe my butt! --brandonHELLO?!?! --me and juliaHaah, it's hot in here, there must be some Sobags in the atmosphere! --juliaOop, there's the Grandma, better puke in the golfbag! --me and stephIt wasn't the Taco Lady, it was Kelby. --me and stephSandy, the Dutch Clogger --mindyOh, my butt's hanging out of shorts again, SEE DAN?!? --me and julia making fun of prostitute, lolIt's a homeless vampire! --stephOooo it smells like cheese in here and Barkley is rambling on about how cute he is --mindyDan and Ofelia are like bread and CRAP! --juliaMy god, Jarrod smells like assy feet! --me and nikkiToooty! --me and mindy2-D? Tooty? --me and stephawwwww....doggy kisses. WOLVES!!! --me and jacquesyes i had a sex change, went on a shopping spree at ambercrombie and fitch, got a pedicure and manicure, and dyed my hair --jacquesYeah..but it's like, "ooh..there's some toes!" --erincows are just so damn sexy. moo. --me and dannyYeah, so she didn't talk to anyone, and she ripped up all these sheets...wait, SHE'S MUTE! --meyeah...a POSSESSED BASKETBALL-PLAYING MONKEY! --me and mindy "Sara i have to poop" --me and mindy You lied? I supposedly did. That's why I used the quotes. --me and shaneyou were probably waiting for the Land Before Time 371! I told you, NEXT week! --kim
Ozarkian Quotes
Make me. Ow! Okay I'll go! --stephanie
Drown evil child, DROWN! He can't, he has a flotation device! --me and steph
Cool warm places, cool warm places --me
Hottie McMowerVille - Colt, Mower Mayor, Mower Sheriff --me and steph
Fat Smelley Ugly Druken Loser GuyVille - Pete, Uncle Kevin --me and steph
THe Mayor of Hottie McMowerVille just talked to you!! --me and steph
We could be Homeless people! --stephanie
TV Land Prime *cough cough* --me and steph
Are you trying to be a duck? Ok, gross. --me
Blue hair net?! --me and pete
That's buntastical! --me
I'll put my hands in the water. YOU JUST PEED IN THE WATER! --me and pete
Have fun running? --colt