1.Obviously you've mistaken me for someone who gives a shit...
2.You're questioning my accuracy? Ok, let's test that: let's see if I can bounce this stapler off your skull from across the room
3.I can tell we're not going to see eye to eye on this issue because your head is up your ass...
4. I'm sorry...I quit listening to you five minutes ago...
5. I see the f**k-up fairy has visited us again.
6. I'm sorry...did I step on your feelings? Here some scissors, scrap 'em off the carpet before it stains...
7. You remind me of a diaper, always on someones ass and usually full of crap.
8. Isn't your Benz in the parking lot that my son just took a crap on? Damn boys will be boys
9. That urine smell in your office is due to me pissing in your desk drawer.
10. Sir u must be an anus cause all I see is sh*t coming out of your mouth