Above is actual film footage of the gnomes being pure evil. Those grins are not sweet and innocent, try deadly and cynical!!!!!!
Ok So i just want to inform the world that the GNOMES are indeed taking over. They have been known to steal things such as; Belts, Socks, Misfits and Bowling for soup cds, Cold hearted bitchiness, happiness, and possibly Evil Chinese Chickens, yes i said Evil Chinese Chickens, poor Hormel....:( i cant find him anywhere!!!!!! They are about 2 1/2 feet tall, Their hair is in the style of a mullet, yes i said Mullet, as in the national haircut of the evil trailor trash of 1983. and They wear all purple....Yes the color of pure uninhibited EVIL. WE must all come together in this search to find and kill all gnomes!!!!!!!!! WE must!!! Tazors, cattle prods, morning stars, Sporks to the kneecaps, chinese torture...seem to all be effective ways in killing them, so i ask, if you see a gnome, KILL IT KILL IT GOOD!!!
