Cantina
1. You suddenly find sitting in a crouch to be comfortable. 2. You hop up the stairs or across the floor. 3. You suddenly decide to collect tons of items just because they feature a frog on them. 4. You buy any article of clothing because it resembles Todd's 5. You name your pets Todd 6. You start catching frogs. 7. You watch the episodes with Toad several times a month 8. A week 9. A day 10. You have a Toad-based nickname 11. You write Fanfics with Toad as a core character all the time 12. You constantly wonder things about Toad that have not already been said on the tv series 13. You become obsessed with every moment Toad shows up on screen and moreso when he shows skin 14. When you hear songs, you lsiten to see if you can realte them to Toad in some way 15. Tanda and Wandd become normal names in your vocabulary 16. If you hear a song that is not related to Toad, you try to see if they are related to Wanda instead so Toad would like it. 17. You wonder what Toad would look like naked 18. You wonder what Toad and Wanda/another characetr's offspring would be like 19. You try to give scientific and psychological explanations for everything Toad says or does ability-wise and otherwise 20. When you watch movies, you see if a situation can realte to Toad 21. You wish to imitate Toad's aluring odor so you bathe only once a month 22. You are an intelligent person who pretends to be an idiot 23. You buy books about frogs and toads to try and understand Toad better 24. You're pick-up lines are as bad as soap opera reruns 25. You find yourself wanting to write the word 'toad' with a capital T ALL the time. 26. You read certain literature simply because a frog or toad in an important character {via Wind in the Willows} 27. Ditto for TV shows 28. You're ears perk up at the words 'Frog, 'toad' and Todd' 29. You watch every movie with Noel Fischer to see if he sounds the same. 30. You spend a week of your life researching Black Womb 31. While on holiday in York, you LOOK for the Black Womb 32. You have a sudden facination with England 33. Your favorite colors become green and red. 34. You become fascinated with tongues, especially frog/toad tongues 35. You begin saying "yo" when you talk 36. You mouth the noises to Toad's theme while you walk to seem cool 37. You sing the WORDS to Toad's theme in public. 38. You find yourself constantly sticking up for underdogs everywhere 39. You make music videos pertaining only to Toad 40. Become excited by songs with Jump/Hop/Toad/Frog in the title 41. You attack Haruka's website searching for Toad captures 42. If there is a character in a film/Tv series similar to Toad, you decide that he is Toad and see what they do to see if you can use it in fanfics. 43. Doesn't matter how horrible the character is...the frog becomes your favorite just because 44. You've become a fan of Toad Patrol and Battle Toads 45. You find yourself comtimplating the texture of Toad's skin 46. You openly shout out, " He doesn't HAVE any warts!" 47. You wonder how well endowed Toad is..considering he has big hands an big feet 48. You hover over toddlers who look like you think Toad looked like as a baby 49. You wonder what Toad's body tastes like 50. You wonder what it would be like to be kissed by a guy with a tounge that long 51. You wonder what other pleasures you can get from a guy with a tongue that long 52. You create a group where you can always talk about Toad 53. You create a group dedicated only to Toad's body 54. You play Toad in every rpg you are in 55. You wonder about where Toad's slime actually COMES from 56. If you don't play Toad is every RPG, you play someone who is either close to him or romantically involved or related to him...or someone who mirrors his abilities 57. You collect pictures of variious Toad characters thorught different programes, books, etc to create a small shrine on your folder. 58. You create an ACTUAL shrine for frogs and toads....a Toad action figure being a part of it 59. An entire room {or more} of your home is dedicated to frogs/toads 60. You hold a pillow at night before bed and imagine it's Toad 61. You pretend you're married to Toad 62. You actually get a marraige certificate from Toad's Swamp SAYING you're married to Toad 63. You ponder the origin of Toad's surname 64. You join every Toad fangroup and webring you can find 65. You drool over Toad fanart 67. You DRAW Toad fanart with Toad in comprimising positions 68. You wish Toad really WAS in one of those compromising positions 69. You've envisioned Toad as a pimp 70. You think that Wanda really does belong in a mental hospital for turning Toad away 71. You petition for Marvel to make Evo Wanda fall for Toad 72. You petition for Marvel to make a Black Womb episode 73. You peititon for Marvel to go into the promised 'darker side' of Toad 74. You get upset when Toad is upset or hurt 75. You want to slap whoever harms the mighty tongue 76. You give praise to whoever shows the slightest bit of kindness towards Toad 77. You wonder why Rogue never suffered from any of TOAD'S memories 78. Your favorite episode is The Toad, The Witch, and the Wardrobe 79. You watch this episode constantly and know it all off by heart 80. You admire Toad's sudden ability to fight 81. You wonder when Toad's ability to speak to frog and toads will come up in the show 82. You've watched the eps enough to realize Toad closes his eyes when he swallows 83. You wish Evo would feature an ep with Toad's bedroom 84. You squealed during the shower scene 85. You like the Quickwart persona cuz it shows Toad's body off better 86. You want Wanda to see Todd for who he is and fall for him 87. Since Wanda came to the show, you can't imagine Toad with anyone else. 88. You even broke Toad up with a already crearted fanfic character to be with Toad to accomadate for Wanda 89. You begin wondering what type of jobs Toad would be good at 90. You want to burn the original Toad sketches for Evo becuz they are hideous 91. You despise the thought of Toad with a pot belly and adore his skinniness 92. You've ever had the urge to blow rasberries onto Toad's stomach 93. You've ever had the urge to do other bizaare/exotic/sexual things to Toad's person 94. You think Toa'd eyes are the nicest in all of evodom, and wonder how one gets golden eyes 95. You are willing to marry a Todd, a Tolensky, or even better a Todd Tolensky, just for the name 96. You purchase a bobbing head frog and put it on the dash of your car 97. You begin to compare Todd not only to a toad/frog but also to a fox becuz his name means "Cunning Like a Fox" 98. You watch 'The Fox and The Hound' because it has a Todd, which is a fox it 99. You begin having the Toad of your fanfiction calling his girlfriends Vixens becuz they are female foxes and male foxes are called todds 100. You realize you are guilty of over 100 + ways to tell you are obsessed with Toad 101. You read that in Australia 101 cane toads were released in 1935...and that actually catches your interest 102. You dissect a frog in biology...and begin examining the tongue against the teacher's orders 103. You actually created or participated in creating this silly list. 104. You refuse to eat frog legs 105. When you hear frog legs, you think of Toad in fishnet drag 106. Somehow Toad slash appeals to youand you actively read/write/draw it 107. You consider calling your son Todd..heck even your daughter for kicks 108. You give Toad a pet name {via Toddles, Toddlekins} 109. You only read fanfics if you know Toad will have a large part in it, or you swiftly lose interest 110. During an intimate moment with your current boyfriend, you call out Todd's name 1 11. You lose boyfriends because you have a habit of calling out Todd's name during intimiate moments 112. You call members of your family 'Todd' if their names are similar ie 'Tom'. 113. You've gotten this far and are still crying "guilty!" 114. You enjoy it when Toad meows 115. You are jealous of Wanda, dangerously so 116. You wish to hurt Wanda for rejecting Toad, but come to your senses becuz you want him more 117. You hate Tabby for bursting into the bathroom on Todd, but secretly wish it was you instead in her place. 118. You wish they'd shown Toad exposed when he slid from Pietro's costume 119. You try to write with your feet to be like Toad 120. You spend a week massaging the cramps from your feet from trying to write with your feet like Toad 121. You ware holes in the knees if your jeans from crouching 122. You imagine Toad with a tongue piercing 123. You get a bad back from crouching 124. You wonder if Toad could set the world record for tounge peircings 125. You begin to lose sleep when you wonder about Toad's parents 126. You make up parents for Toad in your fanfics 127. You give him a rich heritage 128. You ponder Toad's religion and somehow make him Jewish 129. You give Todd a younger sibling/nephew/Neice/Cousin 130. You make gloves with webbing to see what it feels like 131. If you have slightly webbed hand (more so than is normal) you think that you have something in common with Toad 132. You have the same hair color and say, " Look! We're related!" 133. You only will watch/enjoy an episode of Evo if Toad is in it 134. You will rewind through said episode until you get to the Toad scene 135. You stare in awe at Toad's displayed agility in Strategy X and Spyke Cam 136. You have this inner hate for Xavier and believe there is a conspiracy against Toad being an X-Man 137. You are glad Toad is in the BoM cuz most of the X-Men are annoying preppies anyway 138. You begin to wonder if Mystique and Toad have some kind of deeper relationship due to their strange interactions 139. You call Mystqiue unrepeateble names for the abuse she hurls at Toad 140. You wonder if Tabby seduced him and Blob while she was in the BoM house 141. In a fic, you have Toad become spiteful and call Mystique "Mom" 142. You start to wonder if there's more to Kurt and Toad than you originally thought 143. You buy the X-Men video game and only play as Toad 144. You become irrate if Toad is not present in a Brotherhood scene 145. you are assigned to dissect a cricket...and you eat it 146. You look around for chocolate covered bug and imagine giving them to Toad as a gift 147. You imitate or TRY to imitate Toad's agility in the schoolyard 148. You buy a short sleeved sweater, because Toad has one 149. You buy pants that, though may not look like Toad's, makes your legs look much longer 150. You believe or pretend you really are Toad, or his offspring Back
1. You suddenly find sitting in a crouch to be comfortable.
2. You hop up the stairs or across the floor.
3. You suddenly decide to collect tons of items just because they feature a frog on them.
4. You buy any article of clothing because it resembles Todd's
5. You name your pets Todd
6. You start catching frogs.
7. You watch the episodes with Toad several times a month
8. A week
9. A day
10. You have a Toad-based nickname
11. You write Fanfics with Toad as a core character all the time
12. You constantly wonder things about Toad that have not already been said on the tv series
13. You become obsessed with every moment Toad shows up on screen and moreso when he shows skin
14. When you hear songs, you lsiten to see if you can realte them to Toad in some way
15. Tanda and Wandd become normal names in your vocabulary
16. If you hear a song that is not related to Toad, you try to see if they are related to Wanda instead so Toad would like it.
17. You wonder what Toad would look like naked
18. You wonder what Toad and Wanda/another characetr's offspring would be like
19. You try to give scientific and psychological explanations for everything Toad says or does ability-wise and otherwise
20. When you watch movies, you see if a situation can realte to Toad
21. You wish to imitate Toad's aluring odor so you bathe only once a month
22. You are an intelligent person who pretends to be an idiot
23. You buy books about frogs and toads to try and understand Toad better
24. You're pick-up lines are as bad as soap opera reruns
25. You find yourself wanting to write the word 'toad' with a capital T ALL the time.
26. You read certain literature simply because a frog or toad in an important character {via Wind in the Willows}
27. Ditto for TV shows
28. You're ears perk up at the words 'Frog, 'toad' and Todd'
29. You watch every movie with Noel Fischer to see if he sounds the same.
30. You spend a week of your life researching Black Womb
31. While on holiday in York, you LOOK for the Black Womb
32. You have a sudden facination with England
33. Your favorite colors become green and red.
34. You become fascinated with tongues, especially frog/toad tongues
35. You begin saying "yo" when you talk
36. You mouth the noises to Toad's theme while you walk to seem cool
37. You sing the WORDS to Toad's theme in public.
38. You find yourself constantly sticking up for underdogs everywhere
39. You make music videos pertaining only to Toad
40. Become excited by songs with Jump/Hop/Toad/Frog in the title
41. You attack Haruka's website searching for Toad captures
42. If there is a character in a film/Tv series similar to Toad, you decide that he is Toad and see what they do to see if you can use it in fanfics.
43. Doesn't matter how horrible the character is...the frog becomes your favorite just because
44. You've become a fan of Toad Patrol and Battle Toads
45. You find yourself comtimplating the texture of Toad's skin
46. You openly shout out, " He doesn't HAVE any warts!"
47. You wonder how well endowed Toad is..considering he has big hands an big feet
48. You hover over toddlers who look like you think Toad looked like as a baby
49. You wonder what Toad's body tastes like
50. You wonder what it would be like to be kissed by a guy with a tounge that long
51. You wonder what other pleasures you can get from a guy with a tongue that long
52. You create a group where you can always talk about Toad
53. You create a group dedicated only to Toad's body
54. You play Toad in every rpg you are in
55. You wonder about where Toad's slime actually COMES from
56. If you don't play Toad is every RPG, you play someone who is either close to him or romantically involved or related to him...or someone who mirrors his abilities
57. You collect pictures of variious Toad characters thorught different programes, books, etc to create a small shrine on your folder.
58. You create an ACTUAL shrine for frogs and toads....a Toad action figure being a part of it
59. An entire room {or more} of your home is dedicated to frogs/toads
60. You hold a pillow at night before bed and imagine it's Toad
61. You pretend you're married to Toad
62. You actually get a marraige certificate from Toad's Swamp SAYING you're married to Toad
63. You ponder the origin of Toad's surname
64. You join every Toad fangroup and webring you can find
65. You drool over Toad fanart
67. You DRAW Toad fanart with Toad in comprimising positions
68. You wish Toad really WAS in one of those compromising positions
69. You've envisioned Toad as a pimp
70. You think that Wanda really does belong in a mental hospital for turning Toad away
71. You petition for Marvel to make Evo Wanda fall for Toad
72. You petition for Marvel to make a Black Womb episode
73. You peititon for Marvel to go into the promised 'darker side' of Toad
74. You get upset when Toad is upset or hurt
75. You want to slap whoever harms the mighty tongue
76. You give praise to whoever shows the slightest bit of kindness towards Toad
77. You wonder why Rogue never suffered from any of TOAD'S memories
78. Your favorite episode is The Toad, The Witch, and the Wardrobe
79. You watch this episode constantly and know it all off by heart
80. You admire Toad's sudden ability to fight
81. You wonder when Toad's ability to speak to frog and toads will come up in the show
82. You've watched the eps enough to realize Toad closes his eyes when he swallows
83. You wish Evo would feature an ep with Toad's bedroom
84. You squealed during the shower scene
85. You like the Quickwart persona cuz it shows Toad's body off better
86. You want Wanda to see Todd for who he is and fall for him
87. Since Wanda came to the show, you can't imagine Toad with anyone else.
88. You even broke Toad up with a already crearted fanfic character to be with Toad to accomadate for Wanda
89. You begin wondering what type of jobs Toad would be good at 90. You want to burn the original Toad sketches for Evo becuz they are hideous
91. You despise the thought of Toad with a pot belly and adore his skinniness
92. You've ever had the urge to blow rasberries onto Toad's stomach
93. You've ever had the urge to do other bizaare/exotic/sexual things to Toad's person
94. You think Toa'd eyes are the nicest in all of evodom, and wonder how one gets golden eyes
95. You are willing to marry a Todd, a Tolensky, or even better a Todd Tolensky, just for the name
96. You purchase a bobbing head frog and put it on the dash of your car
97. You begin to compare Todd not only to a toad/frog but also to a fox becuz his name means "Cunning Like a Fox"
98. You watch 'The Fox and The Hound' because it has a Todd, which is a fox it
99. You begin having the Toad of your fanfiction calling his girlfriends Vixens becuz they are female foxes and male foxes are called todds
100. You realize you are guilty of over 100 + ways to tell you are obsessed with Toad
101. You read that in Australia 101 cane toads were released in 1935...and that actually catches your interest
102. You dissect a frog in biology...and begin examining the tongue against the teacher's orders
103. You actually created or participated in creating this silly list.
104. You refuse to eat frog legs
105. When you hear frog legs, you think of Toad in fishnet drag
106. Somehow Toad slash appeals to youand you actively read/write/draw it
107. You consider calling your son Todd..heck even your daughter for kicks
108. You give Toad a pet name {via Toddles, Toddlekins}
109. You only read fanfics if you know Toad will have a large part in it, or you swiftly lose interest
110. During an intimate moment with your current boyfriend, you call out Todd's name 1
11. You lose boyfriends because you have a habit of calling out Todd's name during intimiate moments
112. You call members of your family 'Todd' if their names are similar ie 'Tom'.
113. You've gotten this far and are still crying "guilty!"
114. You enjoy it when Toad meows
115. You are jealous of Wanda, dangerously so
116. You wish to hurt Wanda for rejecting Toad, but come to your senses becuz you want him more
117. You hate Tabby for bursting into the bathroom on Todd, but secretly wish it was you instead in her place.
118. You wish they'd shown Toad exposed when he slid from Pietro's costume
119. You try to write with your feet to be like Toad
120. You spend a week massaging the cramps from your feet from trying to write with your feet like Toad
121. You ware holes in the knees if your jeans from crouching
122. You imagine Toad with a tongue piercing
123. You get a bad back from crouching
124. You wonder if Toad could set the world record for tounge peircings
125. You begin to lose sleep when you wonder about Toad's parents
126. You make up parents for Toad in your fanfics
127. You give him a rich heritage
128. You ponder Toad's religion and somehow make him Jewish
129. You give Todd a younger sibling/nephew/Neice/Cousin
130. You make gloves with webbing to see what it feels like
131. If you have slightly webbed hand (more so than is normal) you think that you have something in common with Toad
132. You have the same hair color and say, " Look! We're related!"
133. You only will watch/enjoy an episode of Evo if Toad is in it
134. You will rewind through said episode until you get to the Toad scene
135. You stare in awe at Toad's displayed agility in Strategy X and Spyke Cam
136. You have this inner hate for Xavier and believe there is a conspiracy against Toad being an X-Man
137. You are glad Toad is in the BoM cuz most of the X-Men are annoying preppies anyway
138. You begin to wonder if Mystique and Toad have some kind of deeper relationship due to their strange interactions
139. You call Mystqiue unrepeateble names for the abuse she hurls at Toad
140. You wonder if Tabby seduced him and Blob while she was in the BoM house
141. In a fic, you have Toad become spiteful and call Mystique "Mom"
142. You start to wonder if there's more to Kurt and Toad than you originally thought
143. You buy the X-Men video game and only play as Toad
144. You become irrate if Toad is not present in a Brotherhood scene
145. you are assigned to dissect a cricket...and you eat it
146. You look around for chocolate covered bug and imagine giving them to Toad as a gift
147. You imitate or TRY to imitate Toad's agility in the schoolyard
148. You buy a short sleeved sweater, because Toad has one
149. You buy pants that, though may not look like Toad's, makes your legs look much longer
150. You believe or pretend you really are Toad, or his offspring
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