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Kurt woke up and washed his face. He glared at himself in the mirror. The water dripped from his fur. He felt Cornflakes rubbing up against his leg. Cornflakes was supposed to be everyone's cat, with Kitty taking major responsibility...but, Cornflakes had somehow become soley Kurt's little grey kitten. " Kurt," He said to his reflection, " You are irresitable! The women flock to you." It made him feel better to tell himself things like that. Cornflakes let out a meow and a purr, as though agreeing. He peered down at her, " Cornflakes, what do women think?" She replied with a mew. " They think you should stop hogging the bathroom, Blue-Boy!" Rogue sighed. She grabbed him and the cat and tossed them both into the hall and took her turn in the bathroom. " Tease!" Kurt called after her. Cornflakes mewed and let out a hiss. He picked her up and teleported to the kitchen for breakfast. " Like, where'd you come from?" Kitty asked, watching him feed his cat and settling down for his own breakfast. " Just bamfed in to say gutten tag." She rolled her eyes at him. He shrugged at turned to Evan, " I swear, I'll never understand the ladies." " Join the crowd, " Evan replied, " No man will ever understand the world of the feminine sex. Ever!" " That will be my life's mission!" Kurt laughed, " I will uncover the mystery that makes women.....women." " Right," Kitty laughed, " You, like, just do that." ***Elsewhere*** " Ja, Kurt," a voice hissed. " You take that mission. But, not without a little help from your dear Madam Maive!" The gypsy witch laughed as she conjured a spell. She had a terrific plan in store for the fuzzball. ***The Next Morning*** Kurt woke up as he usually did. Cornflakes cocked her head when he stood up and stretched, as he always did...from his neck all the way down to his tail. Kurt went into the bathroom, Cornflakes following curiously behind. Kurt washed his face, and let the water drip from his fur. He looked up to once again confront his reflection....and he screamed! What he saw...it wasn't him! And that voice?! Ack, a feminine scream! " Vas?!" He stared harder at his reflection. His face was slimmer and slender. His fur was softer. His body...it was more rounded and more hour-glass shaped. Lovely and delicate. He looked back at his tail. It had a delicate inward curl with a little pig curl at the spade, making him dainty. He looked at his chest. It wasn't his! He had breasts! With a gulp and a deep breath, he pulled open the front of his pants. " Ack! Nein!" He smacked his head against the mirror. Cornflakes was startled by her master's strange behavior and new look. She meowed loudly and with concern, pacing in front of the bathroom. Evan had run up, thinking he had perhaps heard Kitty scream. He became wide- eyed when he saw...Kurt?! " K-Kurt? Is that you?! What happened?!" " I don't know!" His voice was sweet, even in the distressed tone. And how lovely his eyes...even if they were open in surprise. For his position...he was very lovely, very beautiful, and very fair. Kitty ran up, thinking perhaps Rogue or Jean had screamed.... " Kurt?" " Ja. It's me...but...not." ***Later*** " I don't want to wear this!" Kurt pouted, refusing the girlie outfit Kitty offered him. " Y'know, you could, like, go naked!" " Nein! I feel so...vulnerable." " Then, if you don't want any of my clothes, try Jean's closet." Kurt sneered, " I want clothes from my closet!" " What do you think happened?" Kitty asked, changing the subject, flicking on Kurt's image inducer and putting make-up on him to better his appearance. Even as a "normal" human being, he was unbelievably beautiful. Certianly the one to attract a line of willing men. Kitty almost felt her jealousy trying to take over. " I mean, like, people don't just change sex overnight." Kurt thought of every possibility and finally gasped, " Ack! Madam Maive!" ***At School*** " Hey, who's your...absolutely...gorgeous little friend here, Kitty?" Lance asked. He was almost drooling at this lovely cat-eyed belle in sporting attire and ever so perfect a figure. Lance rubbed himself up against her. Kurt shuddered. He wanted to be wanted and loved...but not by men....not by the Brotherhood....and not by Lance. " Like, grow up!" Kitty scolded, dragging Lance from Kurt. She sighed, " This is Kurt...." a pause and she continued, " esy. Courtesy! That's it! Courtesy! She's...the new...German exchange student. Like, she rocks this world." " Courtesy?" Lance swooned, " Welcome to Bayville." Kurt, who now responded to the name Courtesy gave a nod. Lance left them be. Not two minutes later did Toad hop over. He looked as if he ran into a wall when he looked up to this lovely Courtesy. In awe, he stood up and took a step closer, " Hey, cutie. Courtesy, is it? I overheard you talking to Lance. Kiss a toad and make him a prince?" " Nein!" Courtesy hissed. " Go away, Toad!" Toad was surprised and backed away. Feeling a little hurt, he turned to walk away. Courtesy had a sudden idea and...grabbed him, " Wait! I'll tell you a secret. Swear it stays between us." " You got it, sweetie." " Stop cat-calling me! It's me. It's.....Kurt. Y'know...the fuzzy blue gecko? Madam Maive..." Toad covered Courtesy's mouth, " Kurt? Madam Maive? I hear ya loud and clear. Say no more." " I need some cover until I can change back. Being as you may be next to suffer Madam Maive's spell...I know you'll cooperate." Todd nodded, " And you want me to do what?" " Keep these guys away from me! I feel like a bunch of wolves are on me like a dog in heat. Keep them away from me...by any means!" ***End of School*** Courtesy was at her locker. She saw three girls giggling and walk off. She then saw Pietro. He too let out a laugh and turned around. " Vas? Is my tail sticking out or something?" He whispered to himself. Toad approached him slowly, and wincing. " What did you tell them? I don't have cooties or anything." " Well....no, I didn't say you had cooties. See, at lunch today, Pietro and Lance were drooling over you. And...they were talking about....well...the typical guy talk when a very attracive girl catches their eye. I remembered what you said...and...so....I stood up from the table...and....I lied......bad." " Go on." " I....told them....I had met you before...over the internet. And that we were an internet couple. I told them you had arranged to come here for your exchange program. And...I told them....we....were...engaged." " Vas?! Nein! Ack! Mein Gott!" She shuddered in disgust. She then sighed, " Ack, alright. I suppose I can play along with that for a while. Just don't push your luck. My PMS is raging." Toad tried so hard not to laugh. For once, his enemy depended so dearly on him. In a semi-harmless way, he planned to take advantage of that. But, being as Courtesy was still Kurt....he wasn't going to push his luck. Both knew they were in for a bumpy ride. ***Walking Home*** " He said what?!" Evan laughed. He almost fell over. " Shut up!" Courtesy hissed. " Ack, I feel like I'm in some kinda freaky alternate demension under the influence of Love Potion #9. Ack, these guys keep eyeing me down and the way they approach me just scares me. These sensations are incredible! I hate them! Definately not cut out to be a female." If it were not bad enough, Pietro had caught up to them. He still limped a bit, due to his healing ankle. " You want something?" Evan asked. " Not from you, Daniels. My business is with Courtesy." Evan stifled a laugh as Pietro reffered to Kurt as Courtesy. Pietro turned to her, " You have a dress yet?" " Nein," Courtesy replied ever so sweetly. Pietro almost melted at the sound of her luscious voice. " Your man, Todd asked me to be best man. What colors are you using?" " We haven't....decided yet." She sucked on her bottom lip. Pietro's seductive look upon her made her uncomfortable. Why couldn't he be this desireable as plain old Kurt? " I can get you a good deal on a maternity gown. Very good price, good quality, and very glamorous." Courtesy tipped over forward. Evan and Pietro caught her. " Vas?" " Oh," Pietro gasped, " I'm sorry. Should I not have said it here? Uhm, don't worry. Evan won't tell anyone, will ya?" Evan smiled, " Dude, this is just between the three of us. Trust me." ***At the Park*** " Give me a break!" Toad choked out as Courtesy, with amazing strength, slammed him into a flagpole, holding him by his throat. " What did you want me to say?!" " Not that I was pregnant! Mein gott! The idea of me being naked with you just....yuck, man!" Courtesy let him go and shuddered at the vision of she and Toad in an intimate state. Oh, how sickening. " Look!" Toad spit out, very aggitated, he grabbed Courtesy's wrist and breathed heavily from anger, " A guy like me doesn't exactly have a lot set aside to be sacred! I thought me saying we were engaged would be warning enough to keep at least my buds from touching you. Luckily, an invitation to Pietro to be best man was enough to deter his advances." He sighed, " Walking out of the building, I heard Lance and Freddy talking around the corner. Lance was planning to do something very dimeaning to you, and tried to ignore my claim. Now, being the nice guy I am, and looking out for your safety, I told them you were pregnant! I panicked! Lance lost interest, believing the two of us shared a bed and that you were carrying my baby. Now, you are clearly and 100% off limits to the male sex." Courtesy dropped to her knees and...cried, " We should have discussed it first. I don't think I'm ready." Toad arched a brow. " Ooooookay. Man, it was just a lie. Get a grip." Courtesy knew there'd be nightmares for weeks to come. " Ack, fine! I'll do my best to play along. Don't you even think of taking the advantage!" Toad put his hands up as if to surrender. He was doing Kurt this favor because he knew very well he could be next on Madam Maive's list. ***Later, Xavier's Mansion*** " How am I going to play this off?!" Courtesy sighed. She swooshed her tail back and forth like an irritated cat. Cornflakes chased it playfully. " Like, don't worry so much about it," Kitty smiled. " Don't worry about it?! Ack! My emotions are such a jumble. I'm cramping...I'm bleeding....I'm...I'm....gonna cry!" " Welcome to the world of being a woman on her rag." " How can I break this spell?!" " Dunno, but, like, you better think of something soon. Otherwise, this June, you are gonna be Courtesy Tolansky...and you two are going to have figure out a way for you to have that imaginary baby one way or another. It's not too late to try, y'know." Kitty stopped, " Like, icksome, I'm grossing myself out." Courtesy shuddered. The thought of kissing Toad was just....nasty, in her opinion, for either sex. He would never, as a man or woman, kiss that slime ball! And....Madam Maive....would....expect that. Her eyes got wide, " Mein Gott! I have to kiss him!" ***Late that night at the Park*** " Hello?" Toad asked nervously, looking about. He heard something rattling in the bushes. " Hello?" Something grabbed his shoulder. He let out a shriek! " Cool it!" Courtesy hissed, " It's me." " Courtesy..I mean...Kurt...I mean....YOU? Geez. Don't scare me like that. Why did you call me out here? It's three in the morning." " I figured out how to break the spell." Courtesy revealed, swishing her tail delicately. Toad watched...feeling his own body melting within. Despite his logic, he felt ever so attracted to Courtesy and wanted dearly to touch her. He gulped and forced back his natural male reactions and thoughts. " How?" He squeaked. " You won't like it." " Try me." Courtesy gulped and took a deep breath. " We have to...kiss." " Kiss?!" Oh, how that plucked a string in his body. His logic was disgusted, the idea of kissing a creature who was once a male enemy of his. Yet, his body tingled with that special male sensation at the idea of having this....absolutely gorgeous cat-like queen in his arms. " Shhhh! That's why I called you here. If anyone saw this, we'd never hear the end of it." Toad nodded. He hoped it worked. If it didn't, having Courtesy in his arms....he would absolutely lose his logic and control. It wasn't safe for her to be so close to the male sex, being as she was so lovely with that special charm and scent. The animal magnetism she let off in him, as well as any man....she'd be ravaged in no time flat in the situation she was about to put herself in. He sighed and took this lovely creature in his arms. They leaned forward. Their lips almost met when... " Not so fast?!" Both turned to the voice. It was Madam Maive! " Nein!" She hissed, " You won't stop me that easily!" " Whoa, how dramatic," Toad whispered, trying to calm himself down. A ball of magic flew towards them. Courtesy teleported and Toad leaped away. " What is your obsession?!" Courtesy screamed. " If not for your dear adoptive mother, Courtesy, I'd still be a star!" Maive turned to Toad, who crouched cautiously not far away, " And you. I just hate you." " Take a number and get in line," he groaned. Courtesy let out a laugh, despite herself. She teleported behind Madam Maive and grabbed onto her back. " Ack! Not strong enough! This puny girlie body!" Puny, but desireable, nubile and...delicate were Toad's sudden thoughts. He shook the thoughts from his head. Maive was horrible to put this Love Potion #9 attraction on Kurt. He cast out his tongue and grabbed Maive by her ankles and ripped her feet from under her. He then wrapped his tongue around Courtesy. Oh, how sweet she tasted. Nevertheless, as much as his animal mind was persisting, Toad's logic forced him to toss her into the air towards him...and he caught her. " Todd," she said, resting like a baby in his arms, " her powers come from that goofy little charm she wears around her neck." Toad set a weak Courtesy aside and cast out his tongue again. Maive slapped it away the first time. He tried again and ripped the charm from her neck. He, unfortunately dropped it. But, he quickly retrieved it and notice the crack he had put in it. He shook his head. No matter. " Your goose is cooked now, Madam Maive!" Before he was able to spit goop at her...he noticed he had a beak! And...feathers! He..was a goose! He looked at himself in the pond, " Hopping horny toads!" *Poof!* He let out a croak. He seemed almost like his normal self. But his skin was dry and...irritating to him. His color was distorted. Maive, with no magic to defend herself, bolted. Toad tossed the amulet aside and went to chase her...but noticed Courtesy. " I *ribbit* would like to be *ribbit* normal again." Courtesy dragged herself over to Toad and let out a defeated sigh. " Ack, just do it, man! I want to go home as Mr. Kurt Wagner....not Mrs. Courtesy Tolansky. No offense." " Just *ribbit* don't hit me." They closed their eyes and met. It wasn't a nothing kiss either. Courtesy knew humiliation was the key, so, despite her logic....she allowed herself to honestly kiss Toad...and allowed him to honestly kiss her. They felt themselves reforming. She felt Toad's features become soft and round again. And, she began to feel more like a he again. Both opened their eyes and screamed when they realized..there they were...two guys, kissing. Oh yuck! Kurt didn't say anything at first, but grabbed the amulet and teleported. Toad heard a scream and some other odd noises. Kurt bamfed back in, a proud smile on his face. " What you got?" Kurt held out his hands and swooshed his tail happily, " Madam Maive won't be bothering us anymore. I destroyed the amulet." He opened his hands. " A gypsy moth!" " Hungry?" " Starved." Toad replied slyly. The gypsy moth tried to flutter away, but Toad caught it without an effort and swallowed it whole. " Y'know," Kurt began, " You keep kissing girls the way you just kissed me...and there might be hope for you after all." " Thanks. Just don't tell anyone." " No way, dude." The two laughed and walked off. Kurt let out a loud laugh, amusing himself with his own thought. " What?" " I hope I remembered to remove my tampon." END | ||||
