Shane-O Mac's Bio
Full Name: Shane Brandon McMahon
Birthdate: 15th January 1970
Birthplace: Gaithersburg, Maryland, USA
Marital Status: Married Marissa Ann Mazzola McMahon on September 14, 1996.
Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Dark brown
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 230 lbs
Family: Father- Vincent Kennedy McMahon, Mother- Linda E McMahon, Sister- Stephanie Marie McMahon. Married to Marissa Ann Mazzola McMahon. Other relatives include: Henry Edwards (Grandfather), Evelyn Edwards (Grandmother), Vincent McMahon Sn (Grandfather), Vickie (Grandmother) and Rod McMahon (Uncle).
Education: In 1987 Shane graduated from Greenwich High School. He then began to attend Boston University in Boston, Massachusetts where he got a degree in Mass Communications.
Titles Held: WWE Hardcore and European Championships.
Current Job Title: WWE President of New Media
Random Quotes:
-"I just wanted to tell you personally that it was me, it was me Dad that hired Stone Cold back. It was me. Hey, I guess I finally have your attention. After 28 years, I finally have your attention. I've seen superstars come and I've seen superstars go and why Dad? Why? Because its always been about your ego. You said it yourself, 'No one is bigger than Vince McMahon.' Oh no! All my life people have asked me, 'Boy what's it like to be Vince McMahon's son? Wow, wasn't that great?' And I have lied year after year to protect you. To protect our family name. Well, the lying stops now! I'm tired of it! You never cared about me. Everything...I couldn't do anything right for you! Nothing is ever right! My grades in school were never good enough for you!" "My athletic accomplishments were never good enough for you. My business deals, no matter how much money I made, it was never good enough for you! The only thing I ever wanted from you...the only thing I ever wanted from you was for you to be proud of me....OF ME!!! But I finally figured out that that's never going to happen. Because it's never been about me, it's always been about you! It's always been about perception, perception. Ever since, I'm always known as "Vince's boy". How does Vince's boy make him look? It wasn't about me. It was about how I made you look...that perception at your big corporate parties." "Yeah, I'm your son. But I'm not your little boy anymore. I'm a man and I stand in this ring as a man! I am no longer your boy, Dad. I am proud of who I am. I am proud of the person I have become. My name is Shane McMahon and for 28 years, for 28 years I have finally built up enough courage to face you here today. To stand up to you! I guess now you have something to be proud of me about, Dad because I finally stood up to you and I had the BRASS to do it!! Isn't it ironic? I guess I'm just like you after all, isn't that right, Dad?"
-Shane after he turned out to be the one who rehired Stone Cold Steve Austin in 1998
"The deal is finalised and the name on the contract does say McMahon.................however, the contract reads Shane McMahon. I now own WCW! And Dad, just like WCW kicked your ass in the past, that's exactly what's going to happen to you at Wrestlemania!"
-Shane reveals to his Dad that he owns WCW.
"So my question to you dad is, do you want to play? Do you want to play with me? Because in my hand is a contract for us to play on the biggest playground in this industry. That's right dad, I'm challenging you to a match at Wrestlemania. So if you got the grapefruits, why don't you come down here and accept my challenge. Cause once Wrestlemania is all said and done people won't be asking me what's it like to be Vince McMahon's son, no no no, they're gonna be asking you dad what's it like to be the father of Shane McMahon?"
-Shane challenges Vince to a match at WrestleMania, March 2001.
"Hello Big Show. I saw what you did to Test .. so I thought I'd try and calm you down by reading from this fable, to turn that frown upside down. This story starts, a giant, a beanstalk and a boy named Jack, but for the purposes of this story the boy will be named Shane O'Mac. Now Shane had a dad that was angry and crass, because at Wrestlemania, Shane kicked his dad's ass. Shane's dad was sore, he could barely walk, so he called Shane out for a father/son talk. They stood in the ring, face to face and toe to toe, when Vince called out for the giant Big Show. Fe Fi Fo Fum, I'm seven foot tall, but me bloody dumb. Show grabbed Shane by the neck, picked him up off the mat, then chokeslammed Shane down with a ferocious splat. Vince grinned from ear to ear upon seeing the crash, said you two will compete this Sunday at Backlash. Once the match started, the giant looked high and low. But he couldn't find Shane, which way did he go? Up to the top of the mighty beanstalk, the people were stunned, they could barely talk. The fairytale ends with a mighty crash landing, when it was all said and done, Shane O'Mac was the last man standing."
-Shane reads Big Show a story...lol
"Maybe you just don't understand what WCW means. Let's take the first letter. The first letter, W, meaning world. Now Kurt, we live in a world, we live on the planet Earth. But there are also many other planets. There's Mars, there's Jupiter, there's Pluto, and those planets also have many moons.." "Kurt, before I was so rudely interrupted, I just wanna make sure that you understand again what WCW means. Now we're onto the letter C. C stands for championship, which obviously you do not have any currently at the moment. C has many other meanings too. C can stand for crayon, coyote, and C also stands for cookie, which is good enough for me." "Kurt, you said time is precious. Let me get down to, make sure you understand again, to the last W. W stands for Wrestling, which obviously you are very good at. But W also stands for, I don't know - water, whatever, and in some cases .. wussy."
-Shane takes it to Kurt Angle.
Kurt Angle: "And Shane McMahon, well Shane, I don't even think you have a strudel. Oh it's true, it's damn true!"
Shane: "Oh that's so untrue, that's so untrue! Not only do I have a strudel, but I got the whole damn bakery down there!"
-Shane tells it like it is, October 2001.
"Wanna slap me in the face?! You know what that feels like to be slapped in the face?! You know what? You're just about to find out what that feels like to get slapped in the face. Tell her Steph!"
-Before letting Stephanie slap Linda, Oct 2001.
"If we don't pull it together, I will see all of you in hell!"
-Shane gives the alliance another "motivational" speech.
I've got it all. I got looks, I got money and I got the brain power."
"I'm Shane McMahon, dammit!"
"Shane McMahon says your ass is fired!"
"Boo-ya!"
"Sha-wing!"
"Yeah, baby!"
"So Dad, while you've still got some teeth left, chew on that!"
"Eat lightning and crap thunder!"
"And thats the bottom line, cause Shane McMahon said so!"
"If you smell what The Boss is cookin'!"
"Have you got the grapefruits?"
"If you got the grapefruits I'll see you in this very ring."
"McMahon 6:32 says payback's a bitch!"
"What the hell was that?"
"I'm Calling The Shots!"
"Everyday, someone's gotta pay..."
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