Tuesday, January 27    

I'd love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down
I don't care what anyone says, Significant Other is the best "I hate you, you fucking bastard" break-up CD ever. It's also really good for releasing your aggression during a workout. (In this category, I also highly recommend Melissa Ferrick's Freedom, though I have to deduct points for not having an "explicit lyrics" label. And if you want to wallow in your own freakish misery forever, may I suggest Too Late to Cry by Alison Krauss.)

In addition, go buy this Atari-thingy. It was the best damn gift I ever gave myself. You know you want one. (If only to be more like me.)

That's what I'm here for, people. Helpful tips like these.

  posted @ 4:24 PM |