Tuesday, March 2    

Parental discretion advised
My mom worked with the students on her campus to put together a production of the Vagina Monologues for V-Day (Feb. 14). She's been keeping something for me in her fridge ever since. Last night was her first opportunity to give it to me, and I have to admit, I was a bit ... nonplussed. I don't know how to say it, so I'll quote my roommate: "Your mom gave you a chocolate coochie!" Yes. Yes, she did.

Thanks, Mom.

  posted @ 6:46 AM |