Tuesday, August 30    

Life is a highway
Do you think the idiots who can't stay inside their lanes whilst driving are the same people who, as children, couldn't color inside the lines? Because I really don't know what to do with these drivers; I don't know how we can make it any easier on them than drawing lines on the road. And sometimes, when the road-makers want to be super emphatic, they draw two lines and paint them yellow, which means: Don't cross this, jackass, because if you do, I'm allowed to hit you.

  posted @ 7:23 AM |