Saturday, September 3    

Six of one, half a dozen of the other
Hamish is Foreign in Frankfurt. He has modest ambitions for his blog: "I'll achieve god-like status with a loyal, if not overzealous, group of fans. Fueled by their unwavering devotion to myself and my writings, their grass roots movement to propel me into the mainstream will ultimately result in book deals, movie deals, TV shows and, of course, a spinoff for Thor. My empire will continue to grow and eventually plateau after I enter rehab for the second time, this time for sex addiction."

And I am here to help him achieve these goals, people. Also, he suggests an awesome nickname formula: Just insert "fucking" between your first and last names. Yeah, so that'll be Jen "Fucking" Garrett to you, bitches.

  posted @ 8:50 PM |