Saturday, October 15    

No tips. No tips of any kind.
To be a waitress is a hard thing. Because, let's face it, people are crazy. And they are super crazy when they are hungry. Take my friend Rachel, for instance. Normally, a very sweet girl. Tonight, she didn't get her burger in a timely fashion, and she got a little cranky. Girl needed some food and how. Luckily, our waitress was cool and mocked Rache instead of killing her (when the Rache was out of earshot, of course).

It's dealing with crazy bitches like us that fuels Jackie over at 86 Tips. Pay careful attention to the code of conduct. And please, whatever you do, don't stiff your server. And while the restaurant commentary is great, it's the regular stuff that kills me, because, I, too, believe that folding my laundry counts as foreplay.

  posted @ 8:53 PM |