Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today.

Dot all your "i"'s with smiley faces

Grow a milk mustache

Read the funnies Throw the rest of the paper away

Dunk your cookies

Ask somebody if their refrigerator is running

Play a game where you make up the rules as you go along

Order with eyes that are bigger than your stomach

Open a pack of cupcakes and give one to a friend even though you wanted both of them for yourself

Pretend your bread rolls are tap dancing

Step carefully over sidewalk cracks

Change into some play clothes

Try to get someone to trade you a better sandwich

Eat ice cream for breakfast

Give someone a "Hug-around-the-neck"

Blow the wrapper off a straw

Refuse to eat crusts

Make a face the next time somebody tells you "no"

Ask "Why?" a lot

Make graham-cracker-and-frosting sandwiches

Believe in fairy tales

Have someone read you a story

Eat dessert first

Wear your favorite shirt with your favorite pants even if they don't match

Sneak some frosting off a cake

Hide your vegetables under your napkin

Whatever you're doing, stop once in a while for recess

Make a "slurpy" sound with your straw when you get to the bottom of a milkshake

Put way too much sugar on your cereal

Play a song you like really loud, over and over

Find some pretty stones and save them

Make cool screeching noises every time you turn a corner

Fuss a little, then take a nap

Take a running jump over a big puddle

Enjoy your all-time favorite candy-bar (Forget you've heard of calories!)

Say "duh" when stuff is obvious

Throw something and when it lands make a cool exploding bomb noise

Put an orange slice in your mouth, peel side out, and smile at people

Stay up late watching scary movies

Ride a roller coaster two times in a row

Sing the "I see London, I see France" song to someone wearing low-slung pants

Write your sweetie's initials in a chalk heart on the sidewalk

Run through the sprinkler with all your clothes on

Catch lightning bugs in a jar and make a lantern

Yell out "opposite day!" then tell someone they're really smart

Wear a bubble gum machine ring

Make somebody laugh just when they start to drink something

Talk to your invisible friend

Play with your younger siblings toys

Stick your hand in the fish bowl, try to catch one...

Buy pajamas with feet

Ask someone if they like "see-food"

Avoid the opposite sex at all cost on account of "cooties"

Wave at the drivers in the cars behind you

Climb in and out of the windows of cars, just like they did in Dukes of Hazzard

Play dress up complete with costume jewelry, shoes that don't fit, and an enormous hat that looks ridiculous

Stick your head out the car window and moo if you see a cow

 


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