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Ravers can perfectly
understand and have
amazing conversations
with anyone
under the age of
ten.
Ravers know
where all the best toy stores are.
Ravers get the
most mileage out of their shoes. The toes
and heels always
curl up because
they're so
worn down.
Ravers always wish
the dj would spin that OC Transpoting track that they keep
hearing on
the bus ride
home.
Ravers are the only
people who don't have
their age calculated
in months, yet still
wear and use pacifiers.
Ravers always
consider every new place they go to as
a possible location
for a party.
Ravers hug
EVERYONE.
Ravers can
DANCE.
Ravers can be
found dancing everywhere
EXCEPT the main
dance floor.
Ravers
understand the art of
the bathroom conversation.
Ravers choose
their clothes
by texture, colour, and size.
Ravers
love homemade
clothes because they've
seen the price tag on a pair of Lithiums.
Ravers get
the most enjoyment
out of gino/guit stories.
Ravers always
order water when
they go out to clubs.
Ravers realize
that "Evian" spells "naivE" backwards.
Ravers notice that the doors near
the Mackenzie King
Bridge have an "e" on the handle.
Ravers always
know the most likely
spot to find other
ravers within a one-hundred foot radius.
Ravers don't
bother planning to meet their friends
ahead of time, their friends are always
already there.
Ravers don't
say "Nice shoes, wanna Screw?"
Ravers give
the best hugs and massages.
Ravers have
a one track mind.
It goes "thump thump
tweet thump
tweet thump".
Ravers constantly
point out the trippy
visuals in everyday
life.
Ravers helped Adidas
through the "lean" years.
Ravers never
know the name of their
favorite tracks.
Ravers know
how to SMILE.
Ravers always
choose "e" on multiple choice questions.
Ravers
are good at playing "guess
what he's on".
Ravers will say
"hi" to those people they don't know, yet
always see on the
bus.
Ravers
can't watch Electric Circus without it
being muted.
Ravers
define the style of music they listen
to as "good".
Ravers know
what to do with a dead glowstick
KaNDe
KoRNeR