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Chapter Fifty
Ah, Sweet Mystery of Life, and Oops!
Scribe peered around Clive’s bedroom curiously as he
carried her in. He paused just inside the door.
“What, Precious?”
“Well...”
“Let me guess. You were expecting Dungeon Modern, or
perhaps Gothic Revival?”
“Sort of.”
“Playroom.”
“Ah.”
“We can visit that sometime later, if you want, but
right now we’re aiming for a very traditional
deflowering.”
Clive’s room came as a bit of a surprise. Scribe had
expected lots of black, perhaps with scarlet and
silver accents. She wouldn’t have blinked at wall
shackles or ceiling hooks--perhaps a trapeze. Instead
it was...
Well, it wasn’t Martha Stewart or Laura Ashley, but it
wasn’t Alister Crowely, either. It was darkly
paneled, but that was offset by the sunlight streaming
through the French doors that opened onto a small
balcony. The highly polished hardwood floor was a
shade or two lighter than the paneling. At least the
narrow strip she could see around the edges of the
huge, rich oriental rug was.
In contrast the two night stands and huge dresser were
in pale woods, and the drapes and bedspread were the
color of raw honey--almost exactly the shade of
Clive’s hair. The bed itself...
As Clive deposited her beside it she remarked,
“Somehow I never pictured you as having a brass bed.”
Clive paused in the act of turning down the coverlet.
“Why ever not, darling?” He gripped one of the
headboard’s rails (which looked very sturdy) and shook
it. “Have you ever in your life seen so many lovely
restraint opportunities?”
Scribe couldn’t help a smile. “Nope.” Reaching down,
she ran her hand over the ivory colored sheets, and
her eyes widened. “Wow!” She unhesitatingly threw
herself face first across the bed and wriggled
ecstatically.
Clive watched her fondly, then said dryly, “Scribe, if
you insist on presenting your rump like that I may not
be able to keep my resolve to stick to the strictly
non-kinky.” She wiggled her bottom again. “I’m
warning you--I have a hard time resisting moving
targets.”
She rolled onto her back. “I love these sheets. I
want to marry them and have their babies. Or would
that be handkerchiefs? Seriously, I’d like clothes
made out of them.”
“You have good taste. They are 200 thread count
imported linen--obscenely expensive, and yes, I will
be putting down something to prevent the infamous ‘wet
spot’. I’ll be right back.”
He went into the bathroom. Scribe caught a glimpse of
black marble. Raising her voice she called, “Betcha
have tether hooks in the shower.”
“You know me too well, pet.” He came back out,
carrying what looked like an armload of white terry
cloth. “Up.”
She stood. “Yes, sir.”
He began to spread the folded bath sheet over the
mattress, neatly tucking the ends under the mattress.
“You know, love, it’s a shame you’re not a full
submissive. You have such marvelous instincts. Most
nice little white-bread women would have run screaming
out of Attitudes the first time I told them the
rules.”
“Don’t think it didn’t cross my mind.”
He stood back up and regarded her, his hands on his
hips. “And why, pray tell, didn’t you?”
“I figured you’d chase me down and drag me back, and I
decided to preserve a little dignity.”
“Wise child.” He reached out and touched her cheek.
“This is the last time I’ll ask, dear. Are you very
sure about this?” She nodded slowly. She was
smiling, but her eyes were serious. “Yes, I see you
are. Still, I want you to choose some safe words.
One for go slow, one for go on, and one for stop.”
“I trust you, Clive.”
“I know, pet, and you’re right to trust me, but we’re
going to do this because I want this to be as near
perfect for you as possible. Understood?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Tease. All right. Go slow?”
She thought. “Perry.”
“Beg pardon?”
“Perry--for Perry Como, one of the slowest guys in my
world.”
“If you say so. Perry--go slow. Now, go on?”
“Bunny.”
Clive stared at her. “I’m sure you have a reason for
that, but I’m not sure I want to hear it.”
“The Energizer Bunny. He keeps going, and going, and
going...”
“You know, pet, I want to visit your world once you
find your way back. It sounds fascinating. Bunny--go
on. And stop?”
“Fly.”
“Because?”
“Because it’s more likely that pigs will fly than I
will stop you, and ‘pigs’ just isn’t romantic enough.”
He laughed. “True. So, Perry, bunny, and fly.”
Clive put his hands on her shoulders, leaned forward,
and kissed her lightly. “We’re going to be very, very
good to each other, Miss Scribe. Now, why don’t we
get out of these things?”
As Clive began to unbutton her shirt she said, “You
know, after all we’ve been through together, this is
going to be the first time we’ve both been entirely
naked at the same time?”
He had stepped behind her and was unhooking her bra.
“I could keep my belt on, it that will make you more
comfortable.”
She twisted her head to look back at him. “How big is
the buckle?” He laughed. “No, seriously. I’m from
Texas--land of the hubcap-sized belt buckles. That
could be truly hazardous. Whoa...”
She trailed off as Clive reached under her arms and
cupped her breasts, squeezing gently. “Mm. Perhaps
there is a way to quiet you without gagging you.”
“Not necessarily, though I expect there’s going to
come a point when I can’t form coherent speech.” He
rubbed his thumbs over her nipples, bringing them to
stiff points, and she purred. “That point isn’t too
far away, if you keep doing stuff like that.”
Still standing behind her, Clive let his hands slide
down her torso to rest on her waistband. He pressed
his crotch against her rump, and Scribe felt a warm,
firm bulge. He humped slowly as he opened her pants,
and, her voice becoming breathy, she said, “I guess
the reason you’re so good at doing things from behind
someone is all that practice you got as a
hairdresser.”
“Possibly. The fact that I like to watch what I’m
doing in a mirror may account for some of it.” He
slid his hand down the front of her panties, combing
through her pubic thatch, and sighed. “I do so love
your hair--all of it.” He pushed deeper, and smiled.
“My, wet already. You’re such a sensitive little
thing. I think you may get twosies out of this, pet.”
Clive pushed her clothes down her hips, and she
stepped out of them. “Repose yourself, child, while I
get ready.” Scribe stretched out comfortably on the
bed, and wiggled luxuriously against the smooth sheets
as Clive went about his preparations. It didn’t take
long. He was soon back with a pan of steaming water
and some cloths, which he deposited on the night
stand.
Then he opened the night stand drawer and removed two
wrapped condoms, setting them beside the basin.
Scribe said, “Two? Planning some extracurricular
activity?”
“Unless it’s a carefully planned scene, you never know
where things will lead, pet, and I don’t like to
interrupt the proceedings to search for protection.
Besides, like everything else made by man, they have
been known to break. If I rip one putting it on, I
want to have a spare ready.”
“Boy Scout.”
“Some of the best years of my life, darling.” He
started to strip. Scribe rolled on her side for a
better view. When he got to his pants she cupped her
hands around her eyes, miming binoculars. He laughed.
“Thank goodness you aren’t acting like you’re using a
microscope.”
The last of the clothes dropped to the floor, and he
slid into bed with her. He took her in his arms and
nuzzled against her neck. “Mm. So nice and warm.
I’ve always called the shots before, but if there’s
anything you want, precious, tell me, all right?” He
nipped her shoulder lightly. “I want you to have
everything your lusty little heart desires.”
“Well...”
He looked up quickly, smiling. “Sooo... She does have
a secret fantasy, does she? Tell.”
“Um... You don’t have to, if you don’t want to. I
mean, from what I’ve heard from some of my friends,
most guys don’t, and I wouldn’t want you to do it if
you didn’t want to do it, so...”
Clive laid a finger against her lips. “Darling, are
you asking me to eat you?”
“Uh...”
“Oh, my Goc! She’s blushing! I love it. Of course I
will, pet. I intended to, anyway. We haven’t tried
that yet, and I think you’ll love it.”
“I thought that when it came to this most guys did a
reverse on the ‘It is better to give than to receive’
philosophy.”
“I can’t account for the short-sightedness of the rest
of my sex, pet. Besides, I told you how much I love
your hair.” He kissed his way down. Her nipples were
already hard, but he spent some time there. He licked
each one several times, swirling his tongue around the
peaks, then drew each bud into his mouth and sucked
it. Just when Scribe thought that it couldn’t
possibly feel any better, he started nibbling. She
was squirming by then. The sharp little nips shot
bolts of pure pleasure through her body.
Finally he moved down in the bed. She spread her legs
quickly, throwing them wide, and he lay down in the
vee, his head hovering near her crotch. “Precious?
This is going to be a little intense. I’m going to
make sure you’re properly lubricated and stretched
before I fuck you. If we’re both patient, there
should be very little actual pain. By now, you may
not even still have the hymen, and then it will only
be your internal muscles stretching for the first
time.”
“Clive, aren’t there other things you can be doing
with that tongue?”
He chuckled. “Yes, as a matter of fact, there are
quite a few things.” He bent his head.
Scribe grabbed at the sheets as she felt the first
hot, damp touch on her most private flesh. Her heels
dug into the mattress in an effort to restrain herself
from locking her legs around Clive’s head.
Clive combed aside the dark brown curls, gazing
admiringly at the intricate folds and creases. Ah,
the human body, in all it’s infinite variety. And it
was so much more enticing when it encased the being of
someone you cared for.
He pressed on either side of her genitals, gently
spreading the crease, till he saw the clitoris.
“Target sighted, precious. Hang on.” He licked it
firmly. Scribe gasped and pushed up with her pelvis.
“Oh, yes, that’s the spot!” He gave the little pink
button the same loving attention he’d lavished on her
nipples. When he drew it between his lips and started
to suckle, she tried to snap her legs closed. Clive,
veteran that he was, knew this was coming and hooked
his arms around her thighs, holding her firmly.
When it was swollen hard, he gave it a last tender
nibble and moved farther down. The lips of her sex
were thickly smeared with the clear lubrication that
her body was instinctively producing. He spent some
time lapping it away, savoring the unique flavor of
his lover, then he slipped the tip of his tongue
between the soft, clinging lips.
Scribe groaned and lifted her hips, but he pushed her
back down, holding her still. He licked again,
sliding his tongue a fraction deeper. Clive kept
doing this till he was thrusting his tongue in and out
of the moist channel, and Scribe was whimpering
steadily. He felt the muscles loosening, softening,
and knew that she was almost ready.
Then the woman stiffened, clutching at his hair, and
wailed softly. Clive felt the pulse as she rippled
inside, and knew that she was climaxing. He continued
to tongue fuck her as the waves of heat and tingling
washed over her, then slowly died.
When he felt her relax, going limp, he pulled away,
giving her still hard clitoris a last, sucking kiss.
Her face was sweaty, glowing. She panted, “Oh, man.
Now I know why the classic porn writers used to call
it ‘the little death’.”
Clive sat beside her, dampened one of the cloth, and
used it to wipe her bodily juices from his face. “I
liked it, too, dear. See?” He took her hand and drew
it into his lap, curving her fingers around his
erection.
Scribe stroked slowly. “Yes, I’d say this was proof
positive. Um... Clive?”
He closed his eyes in pleasure as she rubbed
pre-ejaculate fluid over his cock head. “Yes, love?”
“Are you sure you’re going to be able to fit all this
in there? My gynecologist told me that I’m built kind
of small, and you... Well, you’re not.”
He kissed her again. “Don’t worry, pet. You’re well
lubricated, and already relaxed. I’m going to open
you a little more before I do it. It will be all
right.” He reached down, stroking the length of her
crease, then slowly slipped one finger inside her.
Her legs flexed a little, and her brow puckered, but
she made no protest. “You see?” He moved his hand
slowly, and the wrinkles on her forehead smoothed out.
Her eyes drifted half shut.
Clive slipped in another finger and probed, steadily
and gently, pushing to the limit in her warm core.
“One more, darling, and you’ll be ready.” He bunched
a third finger with the others and pushed them into
her slowly. “There, you see? It may ache a little at
first, but you’ll be all right.”
When he withdrew his fingers, she muttered in
discontent. “Oh, just a minute, impatient. Neither
one of us want me to go in bareback.” He ripped open
the condom and quickly rolled it on over
his rigid cock,
then moved back between her legs.
He positioned himself, fitting the latex clad tip of
his prick against her slick slit, then paused. He
stroked her face gently. “Well, Scribe, this is it.”
“Bout time,” she whispered.
“Be quiet, you sentimental thing, or I may cry.” His
eyes softened. “Truly, dear, I’m so glad you chose
me. Some women shed their virginity as casually as
they shed their shoes, but I know this means something
to you, and it means something to me, too. Now, keep
your eyes open, precious. Look at me.” He pushed
forward.
Scribe shuddered as she felt herself opened, the
thick, hot mass of Clive’s sex sliding into her. He
moved slowly, an inch at a time. Her pelvic exams had
always been barely short of hellish, but this was so
different. There was no pain, just a very faint ache
that didn’t even make it uncomfortable, and the
friction was so delicious that it was driving her
crazy.
Then Clive stopped. “What? There’s more, I know
there is. I saw it. Don’t hold out on me, Clive.”
He laughed softly. “Greedy thing! I’ve stopped
because there’s something stopping me. Pet, you are
literally cherry. You still have your maidenhead.”
“No shit? I thought that was long gone, all the
bicycle riding I did when I was younger.”
“Brace yourself, dearheart.” He thrust hard, and slid
the rest of the way into her, seating himself deeply.
Scribe felt a brief flare of pain, as if something had
scraped her inside, but it was overidden by the sense
of fullness. She groaned, and panted, “Oof, Clive!
Oh, man! That’s all of you, isn’t it?”
“Yes, precious, that’s all. I can’t cram my balls in
there, too.”
“Just as well. I feel like I’m about to explode.”
She tilted her pelvis, and crooned. “Ooo, for more
than one reason.”
“Flatterer.” He moved, drawing back an inch, then
pushing forward “Still all right?”
“Purrrrr.”
“Pet the kitty.” Clive began to move, with short,
gentle strokes. Scribe hooked her feet over the back
of his legs. She let each thrust push her into the
yielding mattress, then pushed up before he drew back,
deepening the penetration.
Gradually he increased his pace and the length of his
strokes. He had thought that he would have to
restrain himself this first time, but Scribe met
everything he gave her, and gave it back to him with
sweet enthusiasm. Clive had learned long ago that
each partner was unique, but this... This was truly
special. He realized that he really was Scribe’s
first--the first in all things, and the thought
excited him even as it touched him.
Scribe clutched at Clive’s shoulders, arching to dig
her head back into the pillow and lift her body to
meet his. She’d enjoyed what she’d done with
Clark/Superman, but this... The feel of Clive’s warm,
solid body pressing her down, pressing into her, was
unbelievable. To actually take part of him inside
herself... She had never before been so close to
being one with another person.
But she really didn't have time to contemplate the
more esoteric aspects of the experience. She was too
busy getting ready to blow apart at the seams.
Clive murmured, "Close, sweetheart? Hm? Me, too.
Here..."
He grabbed her hips and stabbed into her with short,
hard thrusts. Scribe gave a strangled cry and bucked
against him. Clive felt her orgasm hit her, felt it
in the way her body seemed to ripple around him,
drawing him in even deeper, and it pulled him over the
edge, too. He groaned as he came, filling the rubber
with hot spunk. The come made him slide in the condom
even more easily, and he indulged in a few more
thrusts before he went soft, enjoying the slippery
friction.
Scribe shuddered as waves of heat and chills passed
over her. It felt like every nerve in her body was
being warmed and caressed at once. She didn't pass
out, but she thought that if any moment in her life
had ever deserved a faint, this was it.
Clive was kissing his way along her jaw. When he got
to her lips he gave her a long, liesurely soul kiss,
sucking her tongue into his mouth to nibble on it.
Finally he sighed and said, "Hello, Little Miss
Experienced."
Scribe laughed and groaned at the same time. "How to
go from Virgin to Slut in one easy step. Meet Clive."
"You say the sweetest things." He kissed her again.
"Let's get cleaned up, then I'll get rid of our liner
and we can have a nice nap."
"Works for me."
Clive pulled out of her carefully and reached down to
peel off the condom. He was silent for a moment, then
said, "Oh, dear."
Scribe stretched. "What? Did I bleed?"
"Um... a little."
"That's okay. It didn't really hurt, and I kind of
like the idea of the traditional..."
"Scribe, precious, that's not why I said 'Oh, dear'.
I suppose I should have said something a bit stronger,
like 'Oh, shit!'"
"Why? I mean, I can't imagine anything that would
make you do that, except..."
A horrible thought struck her. She sat up quickly.
Clive was holding the stripped off condom. It hung
limply, the end slightly bulged. He had his hand
cupped under it. The horrifying thing was that there
was a thick drip of white fluid plopping into his
palm.
Scribe squeaked. "Clive! You... that..." She shook
her head and said slowly, "That does not mean what I
think it means."
"I'm afraid it does, precious. It broke." He threw
it in a bedside wastebasket. "And I always buy the
best quality! I'm outraged!"
"You're outraged? Jesus!!" She bent her knees,
clamping her legs together and hugged them.
Clive said gently, "Pet, it's a little late for that."
She put her head down on her knees. He sighed and
stroked her hair. "It isn't funny, and I shouldn't
joke about it. I'm sorry, love."
Her voice was muffled. "Not your fault, Clive. I
know you--you were as careful as anyone could be. We
are victims of faulty latex. I, for one, intend to
sue. But in the meantime, I need to douche."
When there was silence, she peeked up at Clive. He
raised an eyebrow. "Douche?"
She fell back on the bed. "No! I refuse to believe
that this dimension has not yet invented douches."
"All right, darling, be in denial. Now, tell me what
a douche is, and we'll see what we can do."
She sighed. "Do you know what an enema is?"
"Sweetie, I'm a bi-sexual Dom, heavily into B and D.
What do you think?"
"Well, a douche is sort of like an enema for the
female anatomy." Clive's eyes widened. "And please
don't give me that 'My God, I never thought of that!'
look. So, you have an enema bag?"
"At my playroom. Not here."
"Crap! And I can't just have you run to the drugstore
for a bottle of Summer's Eve, either." She sat up,
frowning in concentration. "Think, Scribe, think!
You're a resourceful woman, your head is stuffed with
information, both useful and trivial. They didn't
always have commercial douches in your own world.
What did people use to do?"
Suddenly her eyebrows flicked up. "You've thought of
something," Clive said.
She frowned again. "Oo, no! Not that! Christ, it's
so 1950s. And icky. And uncomfortable. Still, if
you're desperate... and I am." She looked at him.
"Clive, am I mistaken, or do you really like to drink
your whiskey with that 7-Up clone, Limon?"
"Yes. I have some in the kitchen. Do you want a
drink, dear? I can understand if..."
"Just bring me some of that Limon, huh?"
"If it will help." He padded naked into the kitchen.
In a moment he returned and offered it to her.
"Thanks." She took it and drained half of it. "Now,
can you bring me some still in the bottle, not in a
glass?"
"But Scribe, it isn't chilled. It will be room
temperature."
"Fantastic." Clive shrugged. A moment later he was
handing her the greenish, narrow necked bottle.
Scribe got up and walked toward the bathroom. "Do you
have a shower or a bathtub?"
"Both."
"Hm. I think the tub would be best." She stepped
into the bathroom.
Clive was bewildered when she put her thumb firmly
over the mouth of the bottle and started to shake it
vigorously. "Scribe! That's going to spew!"
"Good." She shut the door, and he heard the lock
click.
Clive took a moment to process this. Then he banged
on the door. "Scribe! You can't mean to..."
sssssssssss
"Yow! Damn, that tickles!"
"Oh, Scribe! I can't believe..."
"Damn good thing this wasn't chilled, Clive. I can
just imagine you trying to explain it to the emergency
crew."
"Sweety, for heaven's sake, open the door!"
"Not yet. I'm all right, Clive, but I think I should
lay here a couple of minutes and let this stuff kind
of... marinate. Then I'll shower and come back out.
Just give me a little time, okay?"
Clive was worried, but she sounded all right, so he
decided he had to trust her not to endanger herself.
He cleaned himself up and cleared away the bed liner,
basin, and other items. Then he sat on the bed,
telling himself that he was not going to break down
the door. Not unless she stayed in there more than
another five minutes, anyway.
At last he heard the shower running, and relaxed. A
little later Scribe, wrapped in a bath sheet, came out
and silently sat on his lap again, laying her head on
his shoulder. "Well, that was almost perfect."
"I'm sorry, darling, but..."
She kissed him. "Shut up. I already told you--it
wasn't your fault. Hell, Clive, I was almost
expecting something like this. I've just got to
accept that shit happens to me."
"Really, dear, you shouldn't have such a negative
outlook."
"Clive? I'm the woman who got snatched into an
alternate reality by grabbing onto a nutty pixie. I'm
the woman who managed to attract the attentions of
what was probably the only predatory butch-lesbian
Amazon in Metropolis, if not the known world. I'm the
woman who then got herself kidnapped by a sociopathic
evil genius. A little split condom isn't all that
much. I can handle it," she hugged him.
"Even if I'd known it was going to happen, I'd have
done it anyway. You're worth a sticky soda-water
wash, hon." She sighed, "But that sucker did tickle."
Clive smiled, looking thoughtful. "You know, that's
an interesting idea. If one were to use plain club
soda instead, and introduce it a bit more gently
through the traditional form of the enema bag..."
"Clive..."
"My future submissives will either thank or curse you,
my dear."