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Chapter Fifty-two
Secrets of the Big, Blue Uniform
There were several piles of machinery in the room, and
Scribe got busy investigating each of them. "So, what
am I looking at?"
Superman followed behind her, his voice a little
anxious. "Scribe, don't touch..."
"Oh, please, I have better sense than to start pushing
buttons." She looked closer at the machine she was
currently examining. "Especially when they're
labelled in something that looks like Kryptonian. Or
is that Kryptonish? Kryptonese? Anyway, it's all
Greek to me." Clive opened his mouth, and she said
quickly, "Don't say it, Clive."
"That's the Phantom Zone ray machine," Superman said.
"Eep! Lemme away from that. I have no desire to
bring General Zod back, no matter how sexy Terrence
Stamp is."
"Now wait a minute, precious," said Clive.
"Sexy, but he could give Luthor a run for his money in
the megalomaniacal sociopath competition, plus he'd
have superpowers."
"Oh, pooh. Never mind, then."
Superman indicated another machine--one that was
connected to a glass booth about the size of a small
shower stall. "This is what Luthor's research
department was working on."
They all gathered around it. Superman flipped some
switches and turned some dials. A small screen
flickered into life. "This is an interdimensional
viewer. You turn this dial to focus on different
dimensions until you find the one you want."
Scribe watched as people who looked human, aside from
their orange skin, walked along a fairly normal
looking street. "How many dimensions are there?"
He sighed gustily. "Apparently an infinite number.
That read-out there assigns a number to each one you
view, but the dial never reaches a stop--it just keeps
turning. That will be the most difficult part of this
venture--locating your home dimension."
"Crap. Sounds worse than trying to pick numbers for
the lottery, and I'd probably have more luck winning
that."
"Well, the good point is that we can take items from
the other dimensions, so if you land in the wrong one
we can just haul you back and try again."
"How comforting. Can you send yet?"
"Soon. There's only a little readjusting that needs
to be done. I thought that you could spend some time
reviewing possible destinations, noting down their
location, before we tried. That way we'd be ready to
try the next one immediately if the first one wasn't
right."
"Sounds good to me." She pulled a chair in front of
the console and dragged over a pad of paper and a
pencil. "This looks interesting, anyway. Why don't
you go show Clive around the fortress for awhile and
let me get started on a list?"
Superman looked at Clive. Clive smiled. "Um, are you
sure you don't need..."
She waved at him as she clicked the dial over one
notch. "Get out of here. I can have my tour later."
She squinted at the screen. "Tails? Don't think so." click
"C'mon, pet. I hear you have trophies?" Clive urged
Superman toward the door.
"Yes."
"Lions and tigers and bears?"
Scribe's voice floated to him. "In-freaking-credible. No douches, but they have The Wizard of Oz."
"No, I don't believe in big game hunting. There's a
mastodon head, but I couldn't help that one. It was
about to step on someone, and I had to stop it."
"Justifiable mammothcide?"
"No, I didn't kill it, exactly. It had a heart
attack."
Clive laughed. "Lord, I love it. I bet you capture
spiders and release them outside instead of stepping
on them."
"They'd freeze up here. I put them in a box till I
can transport them back to Metropolis." He led Clive
to the trophy room and they spent a pleasant hour
touring.
"Good lord, a solid gold hula hoop," Clive marvelled.
"No, that's a ring belonging to one of the
Brobidaggians of Telemaxus II."
"A finger ring?"
"What other types of rings are there?"
Clive smiled seductively, "You'd be surprised. Why
don't you come over here behind this display and I'll
tell you about it?"
"Why do we need to go behind the display?"
"Well, we don't really have to, if you're not shy.
First off, I need to ask you a question."
"Okay."
"How do you get in and out of that suit? I don't see any
openings."
"Scribe asked me that, too. It stretches."
"So you just pull it on like a bodysuit, hm? Okay,
then what do you do when you need to go to the
bathroom?"
"Actually, I can hold it for a long time."
Clive squeezed his eyes shut for a moment. "Oh, the
interpretations one could put on that statement, but I
suppose you mean your bladder."
"Um, yes. Anyway, when I need to use the
facilities, there's a way."
"Yes?"
Superman cleared his throat. "The trunks."
"The red part?" Clive looked at his costume closely.
"Wait a moment." His face lighted with delight and
discovery. He reached out and ran a finger across
Superman's abdomen, just along the line where red met
blue. Superman shivered. "Why, it isn't one piece!
Those are trunks, not part of the overall suit."
"Yes."
"Do you mean to tell me that you have a cutout under
there?"
"Yes." Clive hooked his fingers under the waistband.
"Hey!"
"Just want to check, darling." Clive tugged down, and
Superman grabbed at the fabric to keep it from
slipping. Neither were entirely successful. A rim of
skin appeared between the blue and red. "Oh, come
on." With his free hand, Clive massaged the front of
Superman's trunks.
Superman regarded him with shocked eyes. "Clive, I
thought you and Scribe..." he trailed off.
"We did, and very nice it was. But you're nice, too."
"But I'm a man, Clive."
"I n-o-t-i-c-e-d." He rubbed again, and the other man
moaned. "Sweetie, don't tell me that you don't know
about bi-sexuality? You're supposed to be from a more
advanced society."
"But I was raised in a mid-west small town."
"Well, you've moved on to the big city physically,
doll, so why not sexually?" Clive rubbed again, and
Superman closed his eyes. "Tha-at's right. Nice,
hm?" He gently pried Superman's fingers loose, one at
a time. And even if he doesn't come right out and
admit it, he's not adverse, because otherwise I damn
sure wouldn't be able to make him let loose.
Clive pulled, and the red trunks slid down smoothly.
There was indeed a cut out, front and back, to allow
nature to take its course. "Darling, who made that?"
He was blushing. "My mother."
"Could she make me one just like it in vinyle? I'd be
such a hit at the next Dom's Ball. The design is just
marvelous--uncovers the essential bits." He skimmed a
finger along the edge of Superman's pubic area. "What
have we here?"
"Um... it's..."
"I know what it is, pet. That was more of a
rhetorical question than anything. Now, I don't
always ask, but in this case I will. If I touch, will
you punch my head off?"
He stared at Clive. Finally, very slowly, he said,
"No."
"Ah, I thought not." He slid his arms around
Superman's neck. "I detected a bit of interest on the
way up here." He pressed against Superman, pushing
his leather clad crotch against the other man's bare
one as he gave Superman his first male/male kiss.
Superman stayed very still. It was a kiss, all right,
but it was a lot different from any he'd experienced
with a woman. For one thing, he'd usually been the
agressor, and now he was on the receiving end. And
'receiving' was a very appropriate term. Clive
believed in invasive kissing. Superman had parted his
lips when the other man's mouth touched his (and he
was a little astonished with himself about how quickly
that had happened), and Clive wasted no time in making
a thorough exploration.
Well, this is novel, Superman thought. And pretty
damn interesting. I wonder what would happen if I...Wow! I wonder what would happen if
I sucked on his tongue? He tried it.
A second later he found himself on the floor with
Clive on top of him. Clive pulled up for a moment.
"The floor isn't too cold for you, is it, cutie?"
Superman gasped, "My cape is under me."
"Good. I really don't have the patience to go looking
for a padded surface right now." He sat back till he
was kneeling astraddle Superman's thighs. "Now, I
said I'd explain about different types of rings.
There's the finger ring, of course. Then there's the
brass ring, which I think I just grabbed." He started
ticking off on his fingers. "Ring of roses, ring of
conspirators, ring of truth, nipple rings, and my
favorite," He reached down and, using thumbs and
forefingers, sircled the base of Superman's rapidly
hardening cock, squeezing firmly, "the cock ring--a
handly little device that constricts blood and seminal
flow, thus allowing the wearer to keep a hard-on for
just ages and ages."
"You... you wouldn't happen to have one of those with
you? I mean, I'm interested in a purely scientific
way."
"Of course, lamb." Clive stroked up, slowly and
firmly, and Superman moaned. "Not with me, I'm
afraid. I mean, there's simply no pocket room in
these pants. I didn't bring any lubricant for the
same reason, so that limits our options a bit. That's
okay, anyway, because I'm not yet entirely comfortable
with the idea about putting my dick anywhere there's
even the remotest possibility it might be squeezed
off."
"It doesn't work that way."
"Glad to hear it--I'll start making plans for later."
He started unbuttoning his fly. "Till then I'm sure
we can come to a satisfactory arrangement."
"Look, I haven't..."
"I know, but I bet you're a quick study." He
spread his fly open, pulling out his erection. "Let's
start this out by making introductions. Here's where
you find out that 'press the flesh' doesn't HAVE to
refer to shaking hands." He lay back down on top of
Superman and began to hump.
Superman's encounter with Scribe had been a while
back, there had been nothing in between, and Clive...
Well, Clive was damn near irresistable when he put his
mind (and other parts of his body) to it. Superman
found himself humping up to meet Clive's thrusts,
their arousals sliding together with a friction that
threatened to drive him out of his mind. He grabbed
Clive's ass and pulled him against his body hard...
...and Clive stopped moving. He said gently, "Let's
get something straight, if you'll pardon the
expression. I'm a Dom, Supe. That means that I call
the shots. Now, if you're very good I might consent
to let you sort of top sometime in the future, but if
you try to get Dommish on me right now, rest assured
that even if you are invulnerable I will find a way to
make you sorry." He reached between them and stroked
the other man's cock. "Be nice and I'll make you
glad you were."
Superman studied him. "Okay."
"Good boy. Reward time." Clive bent and licked the
other man's glans, then took it into his mouth and
sucked.
Superman's head fell back. "Oh, wow. I save a planet
and get a silver plaque. I agree not to be pushy and
get this. Someone, somewhere, has their priorities
seriously screwed up."
Clive almost choked. He pulled back and said, "You're
right, dear, but if you make me laugh, we won't get
anywhere with this." He settled back to what he had
been doing.
Superman threw his arms out to the side, grabbing at
the floor as Clive deep throated him. Clive
continued, using his tongue lavishly on each back
stroke. When he heard a noise other than gasps and
grunts he pulled off to look. "Precious, you seem to
have clawed chunks out of the floor."
Superman looked. "Only the tiles. I haven't reached
the steel plate base, so the cold shouldn't seep up
from the permafrost."
"Mm. You just be careful what you do with those
hands, sweetcheeks. Now, turnabout is fair play."
Clive shifted. In a twinkle he was straddling
Superman's head, with his own head hovering over the
other man's crotch.
"Wait a minute!" Superman's voice wasn't quite
panicked.
"Don't get difficult, dear. Just pretend it's
Christmas, and remember that it is better to give than
to receive." Superman thought about it a moment, then
reached up and tentatively ran his fingers along
Clive's length. Clive quivered. Little Clive
quivered. "Not a bad start, but you don't get any
more until I get some."
That got a reaction. Superman closed his eye, pulled
Clive closer, and licked. His tongue brushed over
warm, soft skin, and he felt hair tickle his chin.
There was a pleased sound from Clive. He did it
again, and this time he encountered a slick, slightly
bitter fluid. Actually the taste was kind of
intrigueing, so he went hunting for more of it.
Clive breathed, "Oh, precious, you are going to do all right."
Superman's prick was once again enveloped in wet heat,
and that spurred him on to greater efforts. He prided
himself on being able to learn to do almost
anything--why should this be any different?
Remembering what Clive had done, he located the fleshy
knob at the end of the other man's penis and drew it
between his lips. He was a little surprised when
Clive thrust shallowly into his mouth, but since he
was doing the same thing to the hairdresser right then
he could hardly complain. Actually, when he thought
about it, he felt no inclination to complain.
Clive stopped for a moment. "Sweetums? Look, it
isn't that I don't like you, but let me know before
you're ready to come so I can pull off." Superman let
go of Clive's cock for a moment and started to speak.
"Yes, I know you said that it doesn't work that way,
but I'd rather have a trial period first, and besides,
if your partner asks you not to come in his mouth,
it's only polite." He squeezed Superman's thighs.
"Understand?"
"Yes, Clive."
"On the other hand, if you'd like to try it, and
you're positive your jaws aren't going to lock..."
"Don't worry about it."
Clive sighed, "God, sometimes I almost wish I wasn't
so horny." He eyed the thick hard-on, spit slick,
wavering before him. "Then I say, 'What the hell'."
He swooped down again. Superman resumed also. It was
amazing how much even small sounds like slurping could
echo inside a hollowed out arctic ice mountain.
Soon Superman clutched at the back of Clive's legs,
making a muffled sound. Clive let his cock slide out
of his mouth, "Don't talk with your mouth full,
precious. I get the message." He spat in his hands,
gripped Superman's cock, and masturbated him, quickly
and firmly. The muscular body below him jerked as the
superhero came, and Clive caught a burst of warm sperm
across his cheek. He continued milking, and was
rewarded with two more less emphatic spurts.
He could feel his own orgasm building up, about to
burst over the edge, and said, "Sweetie, if you don't
want a throat wash you'd better pull off now."
Superman's response was to grip him a little tighter
and try to cram the rest of Clive's cock down his
throat. He couldn't quite make it, but the effect was
still very gratifying. Clive braced himself and came,
purring with pleasure as his lover swallowed
industriously.
When they were both finished they lay there, Clive
with his head pillowed on Superman's thighs. He
kissed the now soft dick and moved off him. "That was
scrumptious, pet. And I didn't have to worry about
your squirt putting my eye out any more than I have
with any of my other lovers, so I think that we can
consider getting w-a-y closer sometime in the future.
Ever had anything up your bum besides a proctologists
finger?"
Superman didn't think he'd be able to blush anymore
after that little scene, but he found that he was
wrong. "Actually, I've never had that." He shrugged.
"Physical exams would be a threat to my secret
identity." He stood up and reached for his trunks,
which had somehow ended up hanging from the handle of
a gold cup he'd been awarded for some civic service.
"Really?" Clive patted the firm buttocks that were so
nicely framed by the back cutout of the costume.
"Nothing? Ooo, you poor, deprived thing! If Scribe
wasn't waiting for us I'd remedy that. I just can't
wait to introduce you to your prostate. I think I'm
going to have to sink your feet in cement, just to be
sure you don't kick me into the next county the first
time I massage it."
Superman reached into a hidden pocket in his cape and
pulled out a handkerchief. Clive arched an eyebrow.
Superman shrugged. "My Mom would still skin me if I
went out without a clean handkerchief." He looked
sheepish. "She doesn't know about the no underwear
under the uniform. You... uh..." He gestured at
Clive's face.
"Oh, yes." He held out his hand, but Superman put one
hand on his shoulder and gently wiped his cheek clean.
Clive smiled. "Thank you, pet. Now hand it over."
Superman did, and Clive gently wiped the other man's
cock clean. "Now, you won't stick to your clothes.
Step in, and we'll go find Scribe. If I know her,
she's about ready for lunch."
They started for the room where they'd left her. "I
can fly us anywhere you like for lunch. There's a
nice bistro in Paris that does good boulliabase."
"Can't get enough of French, eh? God, you turn the
loveliest shade of pink."
Scribe looked up from the screen. The pad before her
was filled with columns of numbers, and she looked a
little dispirited, but she smiled when she saw them.
"Hi. Have a nice tour?"
"We both learned new things," Clive said. "How are
you doing, dearest?"
She sighed. "Just 'cause we find a way of jumping
dimensions doesn't necessarily mean I'll know which
way to jump. Oh, well, I guess it's progress."
Superman turned off the machine. "That's enough for
now."
Clive nodded agreement. "You need a rest, Scribe.
Superman is going to fly us to Paris for boulliabase."
Superman smiled at Clive. "You can call me Kal-el."
Scribe giggled, and started to sing, "Getting to
kn-o-ow you, getting to know a-all about y-ou..."