'Dillo Talk

Herbert (Hank) Crank is a retired Texas Ranger, who hasn't retired too far from his career. He's an easy-going sort of fella, but somehow trouble just seems to find him. Take his recent trip to California.

Hank travels from Texas to Los Angelas, accompanied by his pet armadillo, Chill Pill. All Hank wants to do is spend some time with an old friend, relax, see some sights, and maybe meet a celebrity or two. But when annoying pranks at an all-talk television station turn nasty, Hank can't resist looking into things, and even Chill Pill seems ready to join in, rooting up clues.