This is a story about how Simon became a part of my family, and a rousing good yarn it is, too, if I do say so myself. And I do. Often.

Yo, Simon here. Yeah, what Snootypants said is pretty much it. But it's also a tale of how she finally learned that maybe, just maybe, she isn't the center of the Universe. But that's okay by me, because (don't tell her) I happen to like her a lot.