Hey there, this is Raye(I’m a girl)…. This chat party area is where the gang has fun. People get thrown out, people get drunk, some smoke, you know party stuff. DigiSailors is just the name of the room. And just so you know… Cody isn’t in here, I think he’s in Alaska freezing his but off or something. Well, enough talk let’s just party!!!
The
Party
Matt:
So, what exactly do we do in this room?
Mimi: I
dunno
Izzy:
Sit around?
Sora
walks in
Sora:
Hi Matt!!!!!!!
Sora
and Matt start kissing on couch
Mimi:
Whatever, I think Raye told us it was where we have parties
Raye
walks in
Raye:
Well duh! Do you want to have a party?
Everyone
shrugs
Davis:
Sure
Raye:
Shut up
Davis
starts to cry
Raye:
Will someone please take him outside?
Mimi
raises hand: I guess I will…
Mimi
drags Davis outside who is still crying
T.K.:
What a baby
Raye:
More like Moron, whatever, who’s getting decorations?
Kari:
ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raye:
Ok, how about Matt can get music, Yolei and Ken food and I can get the beer and
junk
Joe
faints
Izzy:
Beer?
Raye:
Yea, can’t have a party without beer
Sora:
I’m bringing smokes, anyone want some?
Matt: I
do!
Tai: Me
too!
Sora:
Nope, Matt only
Tai: No
fair
Sora:
Can it, it is fair
Sora
goes back to kissing Matt
Tai
mumbles: I gotta nuclear missile in my closet with Matt’s name on it…
T.K.:
What did you say?
Tai:
Nothin’
Tai
runs out of room
Raye:
Alright everyone else can stay here
T.K.:
How about someone bring games?
Izzy:
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I have
some rad hand held electronic games!!!!!!
Raye:
Whatever, just go get everything everyone
Yolei,
Ken, Raye, Izzy, Kari and Matt leave
Sora:
Soooo, what are we supposed to do?
Mimi: I
dunno
T.K.:
Anybody here like pigs?
Mimi:
Why do you ask?
T.K.
shrugs
Sora:
Loser
Sora
goes back to talking with Mimi
Joe
suddenly wakes up: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH, NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT THE
PLACK!!!!!!!!
Everyone
stares at him
Joe:
Ummmmmmmmmm, never mind
Joe:
Did I miss anything?
Joe:
Why am I laying on the floor?
Joe:
Hey, my shirts all messed up
Joe:
Where are my glasses?
Joe:
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blahhhhhhhhh
Mimi:
You know, I kinda liked it when he was passed out
Sora:
I’ll take care of it
Sora:
Ohhhh Joe?
Joe:
What?
Sora:
BEER!
Joe
faints again
Sora
walks back over to Mimi laughing
Mimi:
That took care of that, now where were we?
They
continue talking
T.K.
hums song to self
T.K.:
Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner…
Mimi
and Sora hear voices out in the hall
All of
a sudden you here, OUCH, and clunk
Mimi
and Sora stare at the door and shrug
Mimi
stands up and looks out the door
Davis
is knocked out on the floor and Tai just turns the corner leaving
Sora
walks up behind her: What happened?
Mimi:
Davis was probably being an idiot
Sora:
Probably
They go
back inside and talk again
T.K.
falls of the stool he was sitting on
T.K.:
OUCH!
He gets
back up and sits down singing Oscar Meyer Weiner again
Everyone
comes back in
Raye:
Alright, who pounded Davis?
Mimi:
Why, are you mad?
Raye:
No, I wanted to thank them
Mimi:
Oh, Tai did it
Mimi: I
think, I saw him leave
Raye:
Thanks
Kari:
T.K.? Where are you?
T.K.
disappeared
Mimi:
Hey, where did he go?
Everyone
looks around for T.K.
No one
finds him and they just start getting the party ready
Kari: I
got pink and yellow streamers and plates and napkins and forks and spoons and
plastic knifes and banners and place mats and sprinkles and blah blah blah blah
blah blah blahhhhhhhhh
T.K.
walks in
Raye:
Shut up Kari, I think we get the point
Izzy:
Hey guys!?
Matt,
Tai and T.K. yell: What?
Izzy:
Check it out
Izzy
holds up an electronic football game
All
they go OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and drool running over and starting to play
Mimi:
Guys…~puts hands on hips~
Sora:
I’m hungry
Kari:
Me too
Yolei
and Ken bring in a whole bunch of cheetos and pop
Mimi
grins and takes all the cheetos
Kari:
HEY!!!!!!!! ~runs after her~
Sora: I
bet Mimi would like something even better….
Sora
has can of beer in hand and holds in out
Sora:
Ohhhhh….Mimi
Mimi
drops the cheetos and walks over the can of beer
Mimi~
snatches it out of Sora’s hand and chugs it~ BEER!!!!!!
Kari~
digs into cheetos~
Sora~
takes out cigarette and smokes it sitting down next to Matt on the couch who is
sorting through some CD’s~
Matt:
Hey, can I have one?
Sora~
hands Matt a cigarette and her lighter~
Matt~
smokes it~
Raye:
Alright who wants to play Truth or Dare?
Izzy,
Ken, Yolei, T.K., Kari and Tai raise their hands
Raye:
Hmmmmmm, see if Joe wants to play
Izzy:
He’s still out cold
Raye:
Well, wake him up
Kari
walks over to Joe
Kari:
JOE!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!! THE DOCTER’S ACADMY IS HERE!!!!!!!!
Joe
sits up: Where?!
Everyone
laughs
Joe: ……
Kari:
Sorry, but do you want to play Truth or Dare?
Joe: ……
Raye:
Joe, just say yes or no
Joe: ……
Kari
shrugs and walks back over to Raye, Tai, T.K., Yolei and Ken who are now
sitting in a circle
Mimi
walks over with her fifth beer in her hand: I want to play!!!!
Raye:
Ok, alrighty then, who’s going to start?
Izzy: I
will
Izzy
looks at Ken: Ken? Truth or Dare?
Ken:
Ummmmm, Dare
Izzy:
Ok, ummmmm. I dare you to moon Matt!
Ken:
Ummm, I don’t think I should do that
Izzy:
Baby
Ken:
Fine ~walks over to Matt and pulls down his pants~
Matt~
surprised~ What the?
Ken~
pulls pants back up and runs back over to the circle~
Everyone
is roaring with laughter
Matt
gets up and stalks over to them
Matt:
What’s so funny?
Tai:
Your face!
Matt
punches him in the face and starts laughing
Everyone
laughs harder
Matt:
Now we’re laughing at your face!!!!! HA
HA HA HAAAA!!!
Tai
rubs his nose: Hey
Matt
smokes his cigarette and sits back down with Sora and they continue talking
Raye:
Alright Ken, its your turn now
Ken
looks at Mimi: Mimi? Truth or Dare?
Mimi:
Dare
Ken: I
dare you to chug down three beers one gulp each!
Mimi
finishes of her last beer: Bring it on
T.K.
brings over three beers and opens them giving them to Mimi
Mimi
picks one up and starts drinking
Everyone
chants : GO GO GO GO
Mimi
finishes and gulps down the second one
She
grabs the third one and chugs it
Everyone
cheers
Mimi
burps REALLY loud
Everyone
starts laughing
Mimi
laughs and passes out
Raye:
Well, I guess she can’t ask anyone so how about Tai just go
Tai:
Um, ok
Everyone
settles down still giggling a little
Tai
looks around and then looks at Kari: Kari?
Truth or Dare?
Kari:
Um, Truth
Tai:
Ok, how about… Tell everyone exactly what’s in your room
Kari:
But but but… I don’t want to
Tai~
grins~ Come on, I saw it last week and was I surprised!
Kari:
Fine… I have pictures of T.K. all over my walls, A whole bunch of Davis voodoo
dolls, T.K.’s Wednesday Tupperware hat, thousands of diary’s all having nothing
but T.K. stuff in them, and….
Tai:
Come on
Kari: I
have pictures of T.K. changing! ~puts face into hands very embarrassed~
Everyone
roared in laughter except T.K. who stared into space and then inched over to
Kari
T.K.
whispered in her ear: Don’t worry, I have just about the exact things in my
room, even ask Matt ~he leaned over and kissed her~
Kari: I
love you
Raye:
Alright Kari? Your turn
Kari~
grinned evilly~ Alright, Tai
Tai
stopped laughing and smirked
Kari:
Truth or Dare?
Tai:
Dare
Kari: I
dare you to… sing Batman in your underwear!
Tai’s
jaw dropped
Kari~
grins evilly again~ Come on Tai
Tai
grunted and walked behind the table
He came
out with just his underwear on and started singing Batman
Everyone
screamed bloody murder laughing falling over
Matt
fell off the couch: Pretend your flying!
Tai
groaned and spread his arms out and pretended he was flying
He
jumped back behind the table and put his clothes back on
Tai
walked back to the circle and sat down glaring at Kari who was still laughing
Raye
was still laughing: Alright! Alright!
Enough! Tai, ~still laughing~
its your turn again, Ba hahahahahaaaaa!!!!
Tai
mumbled: Fine, Yolei
Yolei:
Yah?
Tai:
Truth or Dare?
Yolei:
Ummm, truth
Tai:
Ok, what was your previous job?
Yolei:
Ummmmm ~looked sick~
Tai:
Just say it
Yolei:
I worked with…. A TV show
Tai:
And?
Yolei:
I got free donuts!
Tai:
And?
Yolei
stuttered and hung her head: Poke’Mon
Everyone
laughed
Izzy:
Poke’Mon?! Ha that show is worse than
Davis!
Tai:
No, Davis is worse, wait, no Poke’Mon definitely!
Yolei
stared at Tai: And what would you know about that?
Tai:
Ummm, I just know
Yolei:
Oh, really?
Everyone
stared at Tai
Tai:
Uhhh, I um…
Yolei
~grins~ Yes?
Tai
quietly: I used to work there…
Everyone
laughed
Tai:
Stop laughing!
Matt:
Why should we?
Tai:
Yolei worked there too!
Yolei:
Yah, but at least I watch what comes out of my mouth! ~laughs~
Tai
stalked out of the room
Raye:
Alright, one more Truth or Dare, Yolei?
Yolei:
Alright, Izzy?
Izzy:
Yes?
Yolei:
Truth or Dare?
Izzy:
Truth
Yolei:
Umm, tell everyone what you were doing last night when I saw you in your window
Izzy:
Sleeping?
Yolei:
Before that
Izzy:
Uh, doing homework?
Yolei:
No, it was something with dancing in your underwear to Lady Marmalade
Everyone
laughed loudly
Izzy
hung his head: So…
Yolei:
So? You were singing to it pretending
to be the girls!
Sora~
whistled~ Ohhhhhh, make way for Mulan Rouge!!!!
Everyone
laughed harder
Izzy
started laughing a little: I guess it was kinda funny, it was fun though!
He
laughed with everyone
Raye:
That was a fun game, now who’s for another?
Kari:
Ok, which one?
Sora:
How about spin the bottle? ~smiled at Matt who grinned backed~
Kari:
No, because Sora and Matt will just keep spinning until they get each other!
Sora
and Matt: So
Joe: I
know a game
Raye:
Oh really? What?
Joe:
Uhhh, how about Black Jack?
Matt:
Alright! ~walks over to table~
Tai
runs in: Did someone say Black Jack?!
Joe:
Yup ~sits down with Matt~
Raye: I
want to go find Davis
Kari: Me
too, then we can give him a make over or something
Sora~
walked over to Mimi~ MIMI?! YOUR
LIPSTICK IS MISSING!!!!
Mimi
woke up with a start: WHAT!?
Sora:
I’m just kidding, do you want to just lay there or do something else?
Mimi:
What kind of ‘something else?’
Sora:
Black Jack or Go find Davis and dump tar on his head?
Mimi:
Ummm, I’d rather go with you guys
Yolei:
Yah! Girls only! Guys play Black Jack, girls hunt down Davis!
All the
girls run out excitedly giggling
Ken:~
yawns~ Well, I’m tired, I’ll be down the hall to the right in room 29 if ya
need me
Ken
walks out
Tai~
grabs deck of cards and hands the cards out~ Alright, the name of the game is
Black Jack
Tai:
Everyone place their bet
Matt
put in a buck, Izzy a quarter, Joe fifty cents and Tai put in two bucks
Tai:
Ok, T.K.? What are you putting in?
T.K.:
Uhhhh, Matt’s CD Player!
Matt:
Oh no you don’t, your not feeding off me
T.K.:
Ok, Izzy’s laptop
Izzy:
NO! Charlotte is mine!!!!! (Izzy’s
computer’s name is Charlotte)
T.K.:
Ok, Joe-
Joe: No
T.K.:
Tai?
Tai:
Nope, nothing’
T.K.:
What am I going to bet then?
Matt:
Tai? You sorta need money to play so…
Tai:
The rules are, if you don’t have money, then you can’t play
T.K.:
Oh man… ~walks out of the room~
Izzy,
Joe, Tai and Matt continue to play
Meanwhile
somewhere in the halls
Mimi:
Yolei? Did you find him?
Yolei
pokes her head out of a room: Nope
Sora:
Where did he go?
Kari:
Beat’s me
Raye
shrugged
They
search every room and meet outside on the lawn
Mimi:
Now where could that little brat have gone too?
Sora: I thought he was knocked out in the hall?
Raye:
Yah, he was…
Kari:
Hey, I found something!
Kari is
behind a bush
She
holds up his goggles
Mimi:
Hey! We can keep them from him and
taught him with them! FUN!!!!
Raye:
Why would they be out here?
Sora:
Maybe Tai was chasing him and he hid behind the bush… his goggles fell off and
he ran into the building… Tai knocked him out and Davis was in the hall… Tai
walked off and left him there
Kari:
That’s probably must have happened, I remember Davis asking Tai about a million
times if he wanted to go to the ice cream shop, Tai doesn’t like being seen
with him, so he must have gotten annoyed and chased him
Mimi:
That’s Tai
Raye:
Yah, but where is he?
Yolei:
Maybe he disappeared like T.K. did?
Kari:
Oh, T.K. didn’t disappeared, he had to go to the bathroom… Davis probably moved
to the Birmuda Triangle or something
They
all cheered
Meanwhile
back in the game
Matt
has a huge pile of money in front of him, Izzy and Joe a little and Tai nothing
Tai:
Alright I’m getting sick of this game
Matt:
Why? Because you don’t have any money
left?
Tai:
No, I’m tired
Izzy:
Yah, it’s 3:00 in the morning
Joe had
fallen asleep on his 10th hand and snored loudly
Tai
yawned: I’ll be in room 15 down the hall to the left
Izzy:
I’m in room 23 to the right, I think Joe’s in the room across from me, 24, but
I’m pretty sure he’s sleeping here tonight
Matt:
Yah, he’s out like a light, I’m with Sora next door on the left
Tai:
Good night
Izzy:
Good night
Matt
gathered all his money: Good night
All the
girls walk in
Raye: We couldn’t find him
Tai:
That’s because I told him to try and jog around the world
Kari:
Did he do it?
Tai:
Yes, I told him he was a wimp and that sent him runnin’
Sora:
He’s such a nerd
Mimi:
Tell me about it, Tai?
Tai:
Yah? ~In Tai’s mind (( Mimi: Come and kiss me hunk!))~
Mimi:
Can you hand me a beer?
Tai
sighed and reached for a beer
He
tossed one to her: Here
Mimi
drank it quickly: Thankys! Now let’s go
to bed!
She
walked to room 15 with Tai and they went in and shut the door
Sora
smiled at Matt: Are you tired?
Matt:
Kinda
Sora: I
bet you are
Matt
grinned: Ummm, yup! I sure am tired,
let’s go!
He
walked out of the room and opened the door to their room: Ladie’s first
Sora:
Oh, but men and Ladie’s go together! ~they walked in and shut the door~
Izzy
fell asleep on the couch
Well
that was interesting, if you liked that you should read the humor stories where
I got them from… If you put in www.fanfiction.com, click on Anime, then go
down to Digimon, click on it, there should be some things you can click on the
arrows at the top. Click the arrows and
make it so they say, Humor, G-R ratings and then click go. The stories are called The Ramble Room. I’m sure if that’s the real title, but its
made by the author Chirio or something like that. If it doesn’t work then, um, I don’t know, read the rest of my
fan fiction!
