Episode 1 Use the Force
O.K. Let's get this show started!
Special Guest Stars
Davis
Tai
Matt
And Here Are Our Hosts: Mimi and Sora!
{applause}
Sora:So Mimi should we bring out Tai, Matt or stinky old Davis?
Mimi:Why don't we ask the auddeance?
Auddeance: Matt! Matt! Matt! Matt! One person says, Davis! The auddeance turns and gives the person a dirty look
Sora:Well I guess majority rules! Lets bring out my fionce... Matt!
{Matt walks on stage}{auddeance applaudes}
Matt:Thank yall for comin' Davis was being a jerk I'm surprised Tai can handle him.(camara goes backstage and sees Tai tying Davis up with a rope)
Matt:Hello, sunshine.
Sora:Hello, rockstar
(sora and matt kiss)
Mimi:This is no time for gushy stuff, Tai why don't you come out here too
(Tai walks on and walks over to Mimi, they kiss)
Sora:Look whos talkin'
Kari:Hi, thought I'd drop by for some reason
(T.K. walks in)
T.K.:Hey! Kari? Oh there you are! I was looking all over town for you, and I bet I know why you came here. You love Davis don't you!
Kari:No
T.K.:Yes you do and I want to know where he is now!
Tai:He's backstage. Kari don't start anything
Mimi:(starts to sob)This is supposed to be a peaceful show
Sora:Now look what you did T.K.You made Mimi cry!
Yolei:Hi people! I'm ready for my interveiw on the ways of banannas! Wait this isn't the radio station. Oops. Oh well,I can stay here, I think bannanas are gross anyway.
(Ken walks in)
Ken:Hi. Thought I'd see whats going on. I'm bored. Oh Hi Yolei. (They kiss)
Davis: Alright Tai, your going to get...get...um get something, hey Kari? Did you come to see me?
Tai:O.K. how did you get out? I used extra long and sturdy. Oh well.
T.K.: Hey Loser! Don't talk to Kari! Not when your around me!
Davis: I would but I'm going to kill Tai first. (Starts charging for Tai)(Mimi steps in the way)
Mimi:You lay one finger on him and I'll be sorry gogglehead!
Davis:You can't hit me your a (gets punches by Mimi)...girl...x__x
Mimi: That takes care of that! I didn't want him on the show anyways
T.K.:Hey! I wanted to dislocate every bone in his body!(punches Mimi)
Mimi:Ouch! That's it tupperware boy, you asked for it!(They start scraching and clawing at each other)
Kari:T.K. stop it! Isn't Mimi ugly enough already?
Mimi:Come on Sora let's say it to the haag(Mimi and Sora smile and do motions)That's all right, that's o.k.! Your goin' to pump our gas someday! Oh and I forgot... DIE KARI DIE! NO ONE SAYS THAT TO ME!
(Kari and Mimi start punching and kicking each other)
Matt:Let's watch the show!(Sora, Matt, T.K., Yolei, Tai, and Ken sit back and eat popcorn.)
Tai:Ten bucks on Mimi!
Matt:Pass the popcorn!
Ken:O.K. Lets go some where more romantic Yolei.(Ken and Yolei leave)
Sora:Hey Tai? Are you and Mimi getting married? I know me and Matt are
Tai:Yup, I wonder when their going to be done?
(Mimi and Kari stop)
Mimi:Alright this is going no where it would go quicker if I had help! Palmon lets go!(Palmon digivolves to Togemon)
Kari:Ohh, so jungle girl wants to play? Well go get her Gatomon!(Gatomon digivolves to Angewomon)
Both digimon attack
Mimi:Ha ha ha You missed! Angewomon sucks! She can't even hit little ol' me!
Kari: Well all those stupid needles...didn't...miss...x__x
Mimi:Ah huh Ah huh! Mimi rules Mimi rules! Oh yah! Somebody stop me!
Tai:Wah hoooo! Ten bucks for me!
Sora:Well that's the end of todays show. BYE!!!!(Izzy walks in)
Izzy:My calculations tell me this is the end of the show
Sora:When did you figure that out Izzy?
THE END
