Lets get on with the show
With guest stars:
Yolei
Ken
Davis
And returning for the 2nd time Matt and Tai
Here are you're hosts Mimi and Sora
(Auddience applads)
Mimi:Thank you, thank you, I'am wonderful aren't I?
(Sign flashes a word reading "Laugh")
(Addience laughs)
Sora:Well Mimi, today we have a special show causing no voilence
Mimi:Then what are we disgusing?
(Sora pulls down a chart with a picture of Davis's head blacked out and a little dot were the brain is supposed to be)
Sora:Todays topic, "How stupid Davis really is!"
Davis:Hey,I'm not that stupid!
Matt:Then come out and prove to us you're not
(Addience startes hooting and whisiling)
Matt:Thank you, Thank you! No atougraphs, please
Sora:Hello there studmuffin!
Matt:Hey there cutie pie!
(Matt kisses Sora)
Mimi:Oh please, no more kissing, I ate 13 slices of pizza today!
Tai:Mimi, aren't you worried you're gonna get fat?
Mimi:No because Toi animations better not draw me fat...WILL YOU!(Mimi tightens a fist and deepins her voice.)
(Three guys in the addience shake their heads)
Sora:Ok, back to the show
Matt:So Sora how stupid really is Davis?
Sora:Well why don't we ask him ourselfs?
Matt:Davis, whats 2 x 2?
Davis: Uh, 16, no wait 24, yea 24
Sora:Well there you have it folks, that's how stupid he really is
Davis:But that's right!
Tai:No, it isn't, stupid
Mimi:Lets find more stupid questions
Davis:No, I got to go
Davis starts to walk out but trips on a wire
Davis:I meant to do that
Davis runs out of the station
Yolei:Hi people! Did I miss anything, you never called Ken or me out. I was sick of talking about banannas so I came out here!
Ken:Did you guys forget about us or something? We wanted to be on the show last time but it got to violent and now we have our chance and you don't even bring us out! Who's in charge here! I'm going to give you a piece of my mind!
Sora:Now Now , Ken let's not start anything, besides everyone knows Mimi and I are in charge but you wouldn't want to pick a fight with us
Ken:Why not? Ya wussies or something? (Starts to charge at Sora)
Sora steps out of the way and Ken hits Tai instead
Tai:Hey! Why you little!(Ken and Tai start wrestling on the floor)
Mimi:Go Tai, Go Tai, What do we say, Go Tai!
Yolei:Oh Ken! Your so brave! And since your accupied at the moment I'll get Sora and Mimi for you! Let's go Hawkmon! (Hawkmon armor digivole to... Halsemon)
Sora:Playing it rough are we? Well let's get her Biyomon!(Biyomon digivolve to...Birdramon...digivolve to... Garudamon)
Mimi:Let's teach this haag a leason. Let's do it Palmon!(Palmon digivolve to...Togemon...digivolve to...Lillymon)
Matt:Ow, Ow! Go girls!
Lillymon:Flower Cannon! Garudamon:Wing Blade!
Haslemon steps in the way of the attacks and gets hit. He dedigivolves to the in-training stage
Yolei:Halsemon! How dare you! (Starts to charge at Mimi, Mimi gives her an evil grin, and nods her head)
Lillymon:Flower Cannon!
Yolei:So....cheap....x__x
Sora:Good job girl frand! (Mimi and Sora high five) You too Garudamon!(Garudamon gos back to Biyomon and Lillymon goes back down to Palmon)
Mimi:Yah, good goin' Palmon!
Tai and Ken were still switching punches. Tai had a bloody mouth and Ken got up and held his arm
Ken:(looked over at Yolei)YOLEI! I'll get you for this!(punches Tai in the stomach causing him to go unconscious) Come and get me Matt!(Matt stands there and gives him a get lost look)
Matt:Why would I waste my time on you?
Sora:(walks over to Matt and Mimi runs over to Tai)Two againest one O.K.?
Mimi:Make that three! No one treats my man like that!
Matt:Thanks girls but I'm ready anyway(MetalGarurumon steps out of the curtain)
Ken:Ah, ah, maybe...NO! I will fight you for Yolei! Let's go Wormon! (Wormon digivolve to...Stingmon)
MetalGarurumon:Ice Wolf Claw! (It missed)
Stingmon: Missed me Missed me! Now you got to kiss me!
Mimi:How original!
MetalGarurumon:Metal Wolf Claw! (This time it landed perfect center and the exposion was so big it got Ken too)
Ken:I...did...my..best...Yolei...x__x
Sora:Ken loves Yolei a lot doesn't he?
Matt:Yah, but not as much as I love you! (Matt and Sora kiss)
Mimi:Not again! I want to kiss Tai, but he's knocked out. Oh well, I'll kiss him later. Then we can go out for pizza!
Sora:More pizza? You really like pizza don't you?
Mimi:Sure do!
Matt:Well that's the end of this show! Come on Sora! Let's go get some pizza on me!
Sora:Matt, you creampuff. (They kiss and walk off)
Mimi:Our show never seems to work out, but as long as you like it, well do more shows! Bye Y'all!
End
Stay tuned for the next show!
