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Do you have any Welsh in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?

Nice legs, what time do they open?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I'm easy. Are you?

(Use index finger to call someone over then say)If I made you come this fast with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?"
You: "if you have the energy?"

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

Hi. Are you legal?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? ("why?" she says...) Cos I can see myself in your pants tonight!

Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?

If I told you that you remind me of my mom, would you tuck me in bed tonight?

I would crawl naked in the cold rain, on broken glass, just to hear you speak over the telephone!

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Quick call 999 (or 911 for the USA), you just stole my heart!

Is there a Rainbow? Because you're the treasure I've been searching for.

You're so hot than when I look at you I get a tan

Excuse me, I have spent all evening looking for a sexy girl, could I have your phone number so I can call her?

If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for fear of losing you.

Its women like you who stop me from becomming a monk!

You remind me of a compass because I'd be lost without you.

I forgot your name, can I just call you mine?

I would like to rearrange the alphabet, and put U and I together.

Will you be my teddy bear tonight, i left mine at home

(Give eleven roses) When you hold them, it makes the dozen.