13 days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, my Heero gave to me.:
A box full of TNT. (Goody, now I can blow up the school)
On the second day of Christmas, my Duo gave to me:
Two thermal scythes (Why two? Why, one for me and one for Leila-chan of course!)
And a box full of TNT.
On the third day of Christmas, my Trowa gave to me:
Three French Kisses (darn, don't I wish. Oh alright alright, Three inking pens)
Two thermal scythes
And a box full of TNT.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Quatre gave to me:
Four peace-white doves (Oh huzzah… birds… here kitties, want a new toy? Erk, just kidding! Just kidding! Don't cry Q-chan, or else Trowa will kick my butt!)
Three inking pens
Two thermal scythes
And a box full of TNT.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Wufei gave to me:
Five fencing foils! (All right!! Now I'll always be able to find one when I want to practice, maybe someday I'll be good enough to beat Trieze)
Four peace-white doves
Three inking pens
Two thermal scythes
And a box full of TNT.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Zechy gave to me:
Six masks a shining (Uh, why thank you, they're just what I've always wanted… uh, really!)
Five fencing foils!
Four peace-white doves
Three inking pens
Two thermal scythes
And a box full of TNT.
On the seventh day of Christmas Lady Une gave to me:
Seven new personalities (After all, she has plenty to share!)
Six masks a shining
Five fencing foils!
Four peace-white doves
Three inking pens
Two thermal scythes
And a box full of TNT.
On the eighth day of Christmas Relena gave to me
Her eight stalking warrents (I keep telling her to leave Heero alone)
Seven new personalities
Six masks a shining
Five fencing foils!
Four peace-white doves
Three inking pens
Two thermal scythes
And a box full of TNT
On the ninth day of Christmas Noin game to me.
Nine bishonen trainies (My my my, what pretty little OZies, can I keep them, huh huh? I'm sure they're housebroken.)
Eight stalking warrents
Seven new personalities
Six masks a shining
Five fencing foils!
Four peace-white doves
Three inking pens
Two thermal scythes
And a box full of TNT
On the tenth day of Christmas Otto gave to me
Ten Zechs fixations (I keep telling the guy I am NOT a psychiatrist, does he listen? Noooooo!)
Nine bishonen trainies
Eight stalking warrents
Seven new personalities
Six masks a shining
Five fencing foils!
Four peace-white doves
Three inking pens
Two thermal scythes
And a box full of TNT
On the eleventh day of Christmas the scientists gave to me:
Eleven Zero Systems (Ha ha ha! Evil Latin homework will no longer be a match for me, bwahahaha!)
Ten Zechs fixations
Nine bishonen trainies
Eight stalking warrents
Seven new personalities
Six masks a shining
Five fencing foils!
Four peace-white doves
Three inking pens
Two thermal scythes
And a box full of TNT
On the 12th day of Christmas Dorthy gave to me:
12 eyebrow tweezers (She needs to keep them for herself, and learn how to use them properly!)
Eleven Zero Systems
Ten Zechs fixations
Nine bishonen trainies
Eight stalking warrents
Seven new personalities
Six masks a shining
Five fencing foils!
Four peace-white doves
Three inking pens
Two thermal scythes
And a box full of TNT
On the 13th day of Christmas, my Trieze gave to me.
13 suits exploding. (Oh dear, was that really nessesary? Yes, I know, they weren't elegent, but they made a mess!)
12 eyebrow tweezers
Eleven Zero Systems
Ten Zechs fixations
Nine bishonen trainies
Eight stalking warrents
Seven new personalities
Six masks a shining
Five fencing foils!
Four peace-white doves
Three inking pens
Two thermal scythes
And a box full of TNT!!!
