Heero Yuy’s Resume

 

Home Address and Phone: 

 

None   

 

Career Objectives:  To complete my mission and destroy all obstacles in my way.

 

Skills and Experiences:

 

• Can steal parts from a friend and leave before he knows it
• Can fall from great heights and still walk away
• Can set own bones
• Not afraid to self-destruct, though is very unsuccessful at it
• Can heal quickly
• Knows the impact tolerance of Gundanium alloy

 

Education:

 

• Various schools, but erased all records of enrollment

 

Employment History:

• Hacker
• Assassin
• Gundam Pilot

 

 

Home Address and Phone:

 

L2 Colony

Nearest Pay Phone

 

Career Objectives:

 

• To find a better job than picking up trash
• Earn enough money to pay for parts that were stolen from me by a suicidal maniac that only blew up his Gundam anyway
• To have enough money to party on Friday night after I pay for the parts that were stolen from me by a suicidal maniac that only blew up his Gundam anyway

 

Skills and Experiences:

• Can talk in code
• Has a really long braid
• Is really good looking
• Can fix things very well…when parts aren’t stolen by a suicidal maniac that only blew up his Gundam anyway
• Is really good looking
• Has a thermal energy weapon that works under water
• Is really good looking

 

Education:

• High School on L2 Colony

 

Employment History:

• Sweeper Group
• Preventer
• Gundam Pilot
• One awesome date

 

Home Address and Phone:

 

Traveling Circus-call my agent (I don’t do birthday parties)

 

Career Objective:

• To remain the only clown without a name
• To stand still while razor sharp knives are thrown at me
• Not to upset my sister
• To remember what I did yesterday

 

Skills and Experiences:

• Can remain still while knives are being thrown at me
• Doesn’t talk much (that’s how I don’t upset my sister)
• Can call up a case of amnesia whenever I want
• Can disguise myself as a clown and infiltrate any military base
• No birthday parties
• Extremely sharp hair that can be used as a paper shredder

 

Education:

• Trained as a solider
• Can shoot on target while wearing big red shoes and matching nose

 

Employment History:

• Soldier
• Clown
• Stands still while knives are being thrown at me
• Gundam Pilot

Quatre Rabera Winner’s Resume

 

Home Address and Phone:

 

100 Winner Avenue

L4 Colony-XD29647

Home Phone-(458)234-4987

Cell Phone-(378)835-4986

Base Phone-(789)898-8963

Beeper-(478)987-4153

Other Cell Phone-(475)213-8468

 

Career Objective:

• Make world peace a reality
• Ban genetic experimentation
• Get health care privileges for Forty Maguanacs

 

Skills and Experiences:

• Can lead a forty-man army
• Can lead four adolescent boys with clashing personalities
• Can run my father’s corporation after he died while I was crazy
• Went insane once, my psychiatrist promised it won’t happen again

 

Education:

 

Sanc Kingdom Institute L-4 Branch

 

Employment History:

• Leader of the Maguanac army in the Middle East
• Gundam Pilot
• Friend to one and all

 

Home Address and Phone:

           

Would be China had my clan not been expelled unjustly

 

Career Objective:

• To bring justice to the whole world
• To bring down those who oppose justice
• To bring honor to Nataku

 

Skills and Experiences:

• Can lose to a man who is greater than I am
• Can sulk with the best of them
• Can down-talk a woman in record time
• Can use a katana
• Can go on for fifty pages about my skills

 

Education:

• Martial Arts School
• Dojo

 

Employment History:

• The best scholar on L-5 Colony
• The best swordsman, other than Treize Khushrenada but he’s dead, so I am the best swordsman in the galaxy
• The best Gundam pilot
• The best, most upright, most honorable, most strong man alive