Quest for the Foot Popping Kiss - Chapter 4
By West Wind

Disclaimer: I don’t’ own Gundam Wing or the characters

Chapter 4 ~ Slaying the Dragon

The limousine pulled up to Wufei’s house and Duo and the girls got out. They make Sally be their spokeswoman before they rang his doorbell.

"What do you onnas and the braided baka want?" demanded Wufei after opening the door.

"We need your help," Sally said.

"Of course your need my help. Your are weak onnas," he spouted his normal chauvinistic rant. "What do you need my help with?" he asked leaving them on his doorstep.

Sally explained their quest to the Chinese man, and he laughed at them.

"Only silly women would be trying to find such useless information," he jabbed.

Those behind Sally saw her fists clench and knew she was loosing patience with her patronizing partner.

"That’s it," she growled through clenched teeth and punched Wufei in the stomach.

He stumbled into the house at the unexpected attack. Sally quickly followed with the others, not wanting to miss out on the show, on her heals. Before Wufei could slip into a defensive stance, Sally grabbed his shirt and pulled him so their faces were inches apart.

"Listen, you baka! You will kiss me, and you will put forth you best effort, else you will find yourself ran through with you own blade and…" she threatened with anger dancing in her eyes.

Before she could finish her threat, Wufei caught her up in his arms and kissed her eagerly, daring her to return his passion. Sally met his kiss with an enthusiasm of her own.

For those observing, it was like a fire had spontaneously started before their eyes with the couples first touch.

"Two minutes and thirty seconds," softly announced Duo as he timed the kiss.

"Her foot popped over a minute ago," pointed out Hilde.

"You would think they would have to come up for air soon," added Dorothy.

Two minutes later Wufei and Sally pulled apart.

"Wow," whispered Sally with wonder.

Wufei smirked haughtily at her, and she slugged him in the shoulder.

"Onna! What was that for?" he demanded.

"For being your normal, irritating, egotistical self," she retorted with a glare.

Wufei continued to smirk with pleasure at the situation.

"Kiss Relena now!" ordered Sally.

"And if I won’t," he shouted back.

"You will regret it for weeks," Sally promised coldly.

Wufei grudgingly caved to her demands.

"I would rather kiss you again," he said in a low tone as he passed Sally.

Sally heard his admission and could not help but smile at her small victory. She would have to return later and see if he still felt the same.

Wufei stood before Relena and gave her a brief kiss on the mouth. Neither of them seemed to enjoy the process, and there was defiantly no foot pop. They swiftly pulled away.

"Thank you, Wufei," said Sally sweetly.

He mumbled something that was incomprehensible.

"We will get out of your hair now," she continued enjoying his obvious discomfort."

"We have one more knight in shining armor to find," Hilde added teasingly.

The questing group exited the Chinese man’s home to head off on what they hoped would be their last leg in their mission.

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Author’s Note: As I wrote this chapter, it dawned on me that onnas is probably not the correct way to plural the word "onna," but I am sure I have seen it that way in other fics. If anyone out there knows what the proper plural of onna is in Japanese, please let me know. Thanks ~ West Wind