Hey, it's me again with a humor page. I'm finally letting loose, lol. Anyway here are some great little humors for ya. I hope you like them. Also these humors aren't about Gundam Wing, there just some that I got from somewhere, lol. So if you have some great Gundam Wing humor, please submit it in to me.
And PLEASE stop telling me that these humors aren't from GundamW, I know that. And I know that this is a GundamW webpage. If you want some GundamW humors, submit me in some.
Duo says: "Kimberly wants you to submit in your humor on Gundam Wing."
Heero says: "I'll self-destruct if you don't."
Only In America......Lets Stand United!
Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance..
Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front
of a skating rinks...
Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the
way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions.
Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, a
large fry, and a diet coke...
Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then
chain the pens to the counters... (I thought this one was absolutely hilarious!)
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars
in the driveway and put useless junk in the garage...
Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen
calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call
from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...
Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
buns in packages of eight...
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering!
Joke of the Month
A man walked into a bar and said to the barman: "I'd like a cold beer." The barman replied, "Sure, but it comes with
complimentary peanuts." "Whatever!" Replied the man. The barman gave him his beer and peanuts and the man began to
drink. But he kept hearing this voice saying: "I like you, your nice!" The man looked around but could only see a couple of
blokes in the corner. SO he began eating the peanuts when he heard the voice again. So he asked the men if they heard
anything. They shook their heads then the man heard the voice again so he asked the barman. The
barman replied:
"Oh, don't worry. It's the peanuts. They're complimentary!!!"
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